Racism in nursing

[delirium]

Just kidding!

I couldn't help it. We haven't had a good beat a dead horse topic around here in awhile... I miss the controversy.

[Fgr8Out]

I just wanted to point out the bias forced upon the Lefties of the world.... Being forced to use right handed scissors, knives and such.... It is any wonder we die younger?

Speculation is that we were ALL born Lefties... After all, we ARE in our Right Minds....

Little story my Minister told me once...

People become Right handed, after they've committed their first sin...

Peace:)

[EXOTIC NURSE, RN]

Las Vegas RN did you know that the martian nurses had the best of both worlds they are both of female and male gender......I asked them to show me how to do that..........LOL.........

You guys are funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[NannaNurse]

I don't know if I should even post here any more....my dad was a martian you know....my mom was the classic lefty and you know what that means..........I was born with both..........yep you guessed it.....an innie AND an outie.......but you know what????? My husband just loves me to pieces!!!! I can do thing that make HIM scream!

[sunnygirl272]

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Originally posted by eltrip

Was that RACING in nursing?

...Ah, yes, the visuals are coming along...guerney races across the parking lot...office chair races in the halls (extra points if it's on the busiest floor of the medical ctr & you don't cause any new admits via accidents!

Ooooh, another thought...breastfeeding....Oh NO!, forget that other dead horse! HA HA HA!

OMG!! did you guys hear about JOY?!?!?! She was seen coordinating gurney races with the Martians in the new Luv Commune Medical Center, while simultaneuosly attempting to breastfeed from a DEADHORSE!!!!

[cmggriff]

I'm so glad to hear that at last some of you are learning to accept us green nurses. It has been very trying for many years, having to smarter, better and faster than terran nurses just to get the equal but separate facilities. I'm proud to be a martian nurse even though I only wear size 30 shoes. (The 14 gloves are a little snug though.) And where did you get that picture of me Vegas?

Gary

[semstr]

sorry guys, but I hope you are aware of the fact that "outtie" and "innie" aren't the correct political words to describe people-with- navels-above -belly-level and people-with-navels-under-belly-level.

Please take care of your language in future, thank you very much, Renee

[LasVegasRN]

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Originally posted by cmggriff

I'm so glad to hear that at last some of you are learning to accept us green nurses. It has been very trying for many years, having to smarter, better and faster than terran nurses just to get the equal but separate facilities. I'm proud to be a martian nurse even though I only wear size 30 shoes. (The 14 gloves are a little snug though.) And where did you get that picture of me Vegas?

Gary

It is of prime importance to me to further the understanding between the martian nurses and us. I just had to take that picture of you in radiology as it is so remarkable you can emit radon beams so naturally.

I would like to extend to you, my martian friend, my professional services to give you the martian equivalent of a free testicular exam. This is crucial for your human counterparts and I am highly skilled in assessing the male anatomy. Please come to my office and disrobe immediately. 

[micro, RN]

from my other FAVORITE SITE!!!!!

it says it all!!!!!!!!!

micro

[live4today, RN]

Micro.......:chuckle.......that nursetoon is exactly the kind of nurse I was!