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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.
Question: Is nursing for me?
Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.
Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?
Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.
Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?
Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!
Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?
Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.
Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?
Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.
Question: What should I wear for an interview?
Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.
Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?
Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.
Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?
Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?
Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:
Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.
Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?
Answer: No. See question/answer #2.
Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?
Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.
Question: What's your IQ?
Answer: Really?!
Some of my personal favorites...
I have a 4.0 GPA and got a 98 on the TEAS test and I have all A's in my biology classes and I look cute in scrubs and I have friends in last years nursing class and I want to be a nurse really bad... I am sure I will get in. So, what is your GPA/TEAS test/biology grade? Good luck to the rest of you!!
They kicked me out of nursing school because my average is 74.9998673. That's almost the same as a 75. They didn't kick out of school and during clinicals she gave a patient the wrong meds.... that's not fair. How do I convince them to let me stay? I have only failed one other class and that was because I freaked out over the test and yes I know that 75 is passing but 74.9998673 is almost the same as a 75. Geez... my school is so unfair. I don't want to hire a lawyer but this is not fair!!Yeah, so, umm... I was outside eating my lunch yesterday with the other "offical" nursing students and some of the pre-nursing students were walking by and I over-heard them refer to each other as nursing students... OMG!! How dare they call each other nursing students!! I have been in "offical" nursing classes for three weeks now... they are still taking prerequisites and have no idea what I have been going thru since "official" nursing school started. My "official" nursing classes are soooo much harder than their classes. I have earned the right to call myself an "official" nursing student and they haven't. Should I report them to the nursing director/dean of students/BON/my state representative? This has gone on long enough!! Someone has got to tell the pre-nursing students that they are not "offical" nursing students and they have to stop telling everyone that they are nursing students.
I want to be a nurse.... but I don't like poop, long hours, vomit, babies, working holidays, old people, sick people, puss, annoying family members, broken bones, germs, people with no insurance, dead people, white uniforms, ugly scrubs, wrinkley old people, paperwork, wiping bottoms, blood, bad smells, false teeth, fake eyeballs, bratty kids, making beds, emptying bed pans, needles, and I really enjoy my free time. What is the right job for me? And I want to start right away. Which school will get me a license the fastest... oh, and I have a 2.4 GPA, my TEAS score was 62, and I have a C in both A&P classes. And, if you can, tell me which classes are the easiest one to pass with the easiest professors because I like to hang out with my friends on the weekends so I don't have a lot of free time to study!! I am way too young to give up my free time so that isn't an option.
Oh, and by the way, you all are wrong in your answers anyway, cuz I have 2 inch acrylic nails, tattoos all over my neck, 7 DUIs, and I date one of my residents at my LTC, and nobody says anything. So I'm ok, right? Because if this wasn't all ok, wouldn't somebody say something to me? I mean, I only have 8 write ups so far and I've been working there for a whole 3 months! I didn't have the tattoos, nails, oh, or the facial peircings when I got the job, but how can they say that I can't do what I want? It's my body. Can I file a lawsuit against them if they fire me for expressing myself? I mean, the handbook says you can't have these things but it doesn't say you can't GET them after you've been working there and have proved that you're a good nurse. And I know I'm a good nurse because my male nursing instructor told me so after we had drinks one night.
Does anybody remember the thread about the "nurse" who was disciplined for not wearing a bra at work? She said she was a size 40DDD and no one had ever said anything about it to her before. Don't know if she was a nurse or a troll but that was a really fun thread.
Do you all think it would OK if I wore my Daisy dukes, red bandanna, and red boots to an interview at the hospital? I don't see what the hullabaloo is all about. I wore that outfit when I got pulled over for a DUI and the officer let me go because he said I was so purty. Thank goodness for that cuz it would have been my eighth DUI in a year. That is my lucky outfit. I should be golden, right?
Some of my personal favorites...I want to be a nurse.... but I don't like poop, long hours, vomit, babies, working holidays, old people, sick people, puss, annoying family members, broken bones, germs, people with no insurance, dead people, white uniforms, ugly scrubs, wrinkley old people, paperwork, wiping bottoms, blood, bad smells, false teeth, fake eyeballs, bratty kids, making beds, emptying bed pans, needles, and I really enjoy my free time. What is the right job for me? And I want to start right away. Which school will get me a license the fastest... oh, and I have a 2.4 GPA, my TEAS score was 62, and I have a C in both A&P classes. And, if you can, tell me which classes are the easiest one to pass with the easiest professors because I like to hang out with my friends on the weekends so I don't have a lot of free time to study!! I am way too young to give up my free time so that isn't an option.
I was really laughing at this one......I don't think you left anything out....
I came across one recently that was great..."I'm 16 and I am in nursing school (really?) and I want to be a CRNA...but I have a conviction for possession of marijuana...will that affect my getting into crna school and what is the fastest way to become an anesthesthist?"...
I wanted to pour bleach in my eyes.....
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLP:
***opens thread***
"I need someone to rate all the nursing schools in X state from best to worst"
OR:
"I graduated NS. Now what?"
" I scheduled my NCLEX. Now what?"
"I passed my NCLEX. Now what?"
"I received a job offer, did the pre-employment background, etc, was given my start date, hourly rate, etc. Now what"
"I clocked into work. Now what?" ** OK, I'm being silly here.
OR:
" ATTENTION, I have an announcement. After X amount of time in NS, I have decided to quit NS. The reasons are {insert 10 million reasons here} Noone is going to change my mind, do don't bother trying to convince me to stay. I just wanted to announce to AN that I was quiiting."
dang! now i gotta go back and find that post that i liked so much so that i can copy/paste it onto a document to keep in my datebook along with the other stuff in there that i reference on a bad day to make me laugh.tattoos all over my neck,
i have tattoos on my neck. so what? to me its far more offensive and, frankly, downright disgusting to have some fat slob walking around in their crocs huffing and puffing through their next bag of cheetos while they're on shift.
funny post though
I have tattoos on my neck. So what? To me its far more offensive and, frankly, downright disgusting to have some fat slob walking around in their crocs huffing and puffing through their next bag of cheetos while they're on shift.Funny post though
Harsh dude
you do know that this is an exaggerated, satirical, joke thread right?
ok...Carry on!
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And if they want a hair sample, should I shave my head?