You know your nurse brain is still at work when....

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You see a curved tube from a broken shampoo pump on the floor and your first thought is "Why is that trach tube on the floor??" :laugh: :sarcastic:

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Specializes in CMSRN, hospice.

When you're holding your boo thang's hand and find yourself checking his pulse, cap refill, skin turgor...

When *everything* sounds like a bed alarm and gets you moving like nothing else in this world.

Specializes in Hospice.

When you're in the middle of "happy time" with your SO and start doing a discrete skin check because...was that mole there last time?? [emoji33]

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.

When you try to "badge in" to open your front door.

Or your car door.

Or to make a left turn. (it was a rough day.)

1. You try to "badge in" on your home computer.

2. When you get up to pee after night shift, you immediately think you need to document the output.

Specializes in Addictions, psych, corrections, transfers.

I cock my head to listen for my radio when I'm at home.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I loved making beds with mired corners.

When you assess every person you see. When you pay attention to everything, their skin, their voice, the way they walk and stuff.

When you are at dinner with friends and you find you are not listening to the conversation, but are instead admiring the big veins you see on various diners.

Specializes in Neuroscience.

I do a quick head to toe assessment on anyone in public. Swollen ankles? Prob Heart issue. Nice veins? Love to have you baby. My veins are flat...drink more water.

I chart on sick or injured animals like I used to do at work. The vets love it!

Specializes in cardiac-telemetry, hospice, ICU.

In the grocery checkout line I look up and down at the people near me. When one is pale, dyspnic, tachypnic, morbidly obese, jaundiced, or the like , I think to myself, "See you soon".

At home I've lost track of how many times I catch myself reaching into my imaginary scrub pockets for a pen!

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