Nurses General Nursing
Published Mar 3, 2016
You see a curved tube from a broken shampoo pump on the floor and your first thought is "Why is that trach tube on the floor??"
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BSNbeauty, BSN, RN
1,939 Posts
When I knock on my own doors before entering....
I also still try to fold down my sons diaper to expose his cord that fell off 15 months ago. Yes you've guessed I'm a post partum nurse. I also inadvertly mentally log his voids and stools.
KatieMI, BSN, MSN, RN
1 Article; 2,675 Posts
You, after staying 5 hours in line in a very hot day, at last there to see the David statue by Michelangelo, and the first thing that comes into your mind is: "good veins, no prob with 14G here".
Or when on a nice summer evening you sit enjoying breeze and hear a mourning dove' singing, and your reaction is "somebody, please shut off that d*** monitor".
LeChien, BSN, RN
278 Posts
When you try to type "Acetaminophen" as your laptop password
Farawyn
12,646 Posts
When your phone autocorrects falafel to Foley.
kakamegamama
1,030 Posts
When I think of the rollypolly thighs of my 7 month old grandson as great locations for newborn shots........
Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN
1,783 Posts
Lost track of how many times I've done this!
I know my mind is still at work during those instances when I answer my personal phone and say, "This is ___ at Bla Bla Bla Healthcare. How can I help you?"
Pheebz777, BSN, RN
225 Posts
when you hold your 3 year old's hand... then start palpating her veins lol
CountryMomma, ASN, RN
589 Posts
When you look down at the ground, see a bit of plastic tubing laying there, and momentarily pause wondering where a trach cannula came from.
When your mom says "Dr says I have bronchitis" and you start the rest, fluids, quit smoking, take your meds spiel on autopilot.
When you're bandaging your dog's wound and can't stop dreaming of some of the awesome products at work that would work here just perfectly...
Or taking her radial pulse.
calivianya, BSN, RN
2,418 Posts
When you're signing the bill at a restaurant and you write "calivianya, RN" on the signature line.
OscarTheOwl
113 Posts
When you accidentally explain too much to your kid and they tell the school nurse they either have urerus pain or gas (uterus sounds funny when an 8 year old says it)