You know that you are dating/married to a nurse

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Hello,

I am a prenusring student and I just got invoved with a RN. There are some funny situations that have came up.

For example he thought it would be fun if we weigh each other (what girl whats to let her boyfriend know how much weight she is carrying)

Or another funny one is that when we were having a romantic moment he kiss my hand and he stated "ooh baby you have nice veins.":banghead:

He of course makes sure I carry hand saintizer in my purse when we go out to eat.

He also got a little excited when he explain his job as a surgical nurse and how the patients look when they are cut open.

hahaha. interesting.

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Specializes in addictions recovery, tele, peds.

My hubby gets annoyed with me when I put out all the mistakes on tv medical shows....(shocking a flat line is my biggest pet peeve)

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My hubby gets annoyed with me when I put out all the mistakes on tv medical shows....(shocking a flat line is my biggest pet peeve)

I do that too, but my hubby can't complain. He does the same thing with Military movies! :banghead:

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I can feel the pain I do the same thing everyone in my family hates it. My mother in law is a Nurse so she takes my side and my husband does the same thing with military movies and show. He points out everything!!!:chuckle

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Specializes in Cardiac/Telemetry.
My husband likes when I stroke his inner thigh and his testicles move. We learned how to do that in NS to test for.... oh I forgot but its something to do with the neuro !

LOL!! What is that for???

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my husband likes when i stroke his inner thigh and his testicles move. we learned how to do that in ns to test for.... oh i forgot but its something to do with the neuro !

i do that to my husband to.....i can't tell if he thinks it's funny or just tolerates me doing it.

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Specializes in ICU, telemetry, LTAC.

Well I haven't tried that stroking thing to make the testicles move. Nope. However I can tell you, that if you want to know how deep the coma is on your male patient and he needs a suppository, putting it in from the front will get a response. As in, under the scrotum, with the lube, knees bent, well there's only one place it can go (besides under and not in) and unless the patient is brain dead, they will move or kick or something.

In the case where I found this out, they will be unsedatable afterwards. So I don't try unorthodox stuff in that region anymore, even if it looks like a good idea. (The patient was very large, hard to turn and I didn't have help when I wanted it... it really did look like a good idea till I nearly got a mouthful of kneecap.)

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Specializes in Peds.
Hello,

I am a prenusring student and I just got invoved with a RN. There are some funny situations that have came up.

For example he thought it would be fun if we weigh each other (what girl whats to let her boyfriend know how much weight she is carrying)

Or another funny one is that when we were having a romantic moment he kiss my hand and he stated "ooh baby you have nice veins.":banghead:

He of course makes sure I carry hand saintizer in my purse when we go out to eat.

He also got a little excited when he explain his job as a surgical nurse and how the patients look when they are cut open.

LMAO at the sanitizer!! If I don't have any in my purse, I feel lost lmao

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Specializes in Burn, CCU, CTICU, Trauma, SICU, MICU.

heehee the testicle thigh thing is the cremaster reflex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremasteric_reflex

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Specializes in home health and geriatrics.

I gotta try that one! :bow:

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Specializes in PACU, ED.

Then we fight about how just because the label reads "natural" it does not automatically mean safe.

LOL, I agree with you. Remind him that horse manure is both "natural" and "organic". That doesn't mean I want any with my toast for breakfast. Other "natural" things are botulism, hemlock, orificenic, cyanide, and earwax.

Oh, and all salt is sea salt. The only difference is whether it came from an ancient sea that dried up millions of years ago or one of the current ones.

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Hey yall

Just a update we are no longer dating we are actually married! :yeah: It does not end there he actually insist on preforming a breast exam on me once a month when I get my period. haha

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