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Hello,

I am a prenusring student and I just got invoved with a RN. There are some funny situations that have came up.

For example he thought it would be fun if we weigh each other (what girl whats to let her boyfriend know how much weight she is carrying)

Or another funny one is that when we were having a romantic moment he kiss my hand and he stated "ooh baby you have nice veins.":banghead:

He of course makes sure I carry hand saintizer in my purse when we go out to eat.

He also got a little excited when he explain his job as a surgical nurse and how the patients look when they are cut open.

Hey yall

Just a update we are no longer dating we are actually married! :yeah: It does not end there he actually insist on preforming a breast exam on me once a month when I get my period. haha

now THAT'S love. :roll

Specializes in Med/Surg, ED, ortho, urology.

My hubby would do my breast exam once a month and he isn't in a healthcare related field...;)

I run my finger up and down my husband's arms and he thinks I'm getting romantic when I'm just feeling his veins.

@dscrn- a year ago my husband had a total knee replacement. The same thing happened to him. He told everyone I tortured when in fact I helped him. What a bozo. He knows better.

Even if your wife is a CMA she will:

-palpate your arm veins

-ask you to rate your pain 1-10

- ask the doctor if I can watch when he had a lipoma removed

Specializes in NeuroICU/SICU/MICU.

I used to rest my fingertips on my husband's radial pulse in darkened movie theaters until he told me to quit it! :chuckle I also do the cremaster reflex test as often as I can get away with it, just for my own amusement. My husband is super ticklish, so he doesn't appreciate it much :p

Specializes in Hospice/psych./gerentology.

Our first date involved cadavers and colostomy bag explosions. We frequently incorperate urine and romance in the same conversation.We are pro's at untying scrub pants with our teeth.:redbeathe

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