What's the weirdest baby name?

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

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Kianti LaFunn............................(shaking my head in disbelief)

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kianti lafunn............................(shaking my head in disbelief)

poor kid! i wonder whether they've ordered her pasties and g-string yet?:eek::confused::crying2:

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originally posted by atyourcervix:

i have personally seen d'last juan (her 6th child), midiamond babygirl, isick (isaac), gonorrhea, areola, marijuana pepsi and jazzfire echostar.... really? wth are people thinking....

i wonder how those parents would have loved it if they were named one of these names. and i like atyourcervix's user name because it identifies where she works.:up:

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My last name is Case. If I ever have a boy I sware, I am going to name him Justin Case! And I came up with that before all those insurance commericals.
My Gastroentrologist's name is Dustin Case.:D

I worked recently with another nurse whose name is Trivia.

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Nimrod.... sad really :(

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I just met a new nurse name Toto :uhoh3: ...seriously

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I just met someone named Premadonna....not Primadonna....really?

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i belong to an online cooking group which gained a new member. jeneric.:eek: generic ??:confused:

or perhaps a married couple comprised of a jennifer and an eric?

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While finishing up my OB clinical I had a 15 y/o girl name her child "Edward Cullen" and then her last name.... I love the Twilight sequel too but, really???

The wierdest names I came across were what my old neighbour named his sons. He named them, Ramses, Triton, and Maximus. Not sure what made them come up with these names.

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Just this week we had a doozie...

Eryx Effin Evans

The secretary doing the birth certificate questioned her about the middle name, asking her if she realized what it sounds like...yep, she did. thought it was funny. Wouldn't change the name. This is truly a form of child abuse.

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