What's the weirdest baby name?

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

This is all from the same family; "Cain Candy" "Jesus Lord" "Heavenlee Grace". Poor Babies!

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this is all from the same family; "cain candy" "jesus lord" "heavenlee grace". poor babies!

yikes! poor kids...

the kids from about the 4th through 8th grades will have a field day and the bullies will move right in.:cry:

poor babies.

kathy

sharpeimom:paw::paw:

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When I had my son earlier this year, there were three babies born the same week with the same name, but different spellings: Cohen, Coawen, Coen.

I went to school with a Lovely Rose Bud, a Princess Pea Pod, a Penny Nickles, and a Kansas Sunshine.

Here are a few more of my favorites:

Areola

Christmas Snow

Holy Trinity

ESPN

Dry Mix

Rhett Butler

Easton Bow

Atreyu (whose siblings Bastian, Koreander, Cairon, and Empress welcomed him home - have you ever seen the movie "The Never Ending Story?")

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ESPN

Dry Mix

I'm sorry but those two above are just too sad for the kids, especially, dry mix!! It's a baby not some cat food.

Anyways one of my closest friends' cousin is named Jewelry. Yes, like the jewelry you wear. ;)

This young girl was filling out a form where you have to put front, middle, and last name. I looked at it, it said Harley okay not that bad. But her middle name was Girl :imbar.

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One of our docs swears he went to school Crystal Shanda...which is not bad until he said her last name was Lear

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Wasn't that guy on Dawson's Creek named Dawson Leary? And his parents got back together and had a baby named Lilly. So she was Lilly Leary? lol

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I'm sorry but those two above are just too sad for the kids, especially, dry mix!! It's a baby not some cat food.

I heard on the news a couple of years ago that there were a lot of ESPN's born (pronounced "espen"). As for "Dry Mix," the Dry was after his grandfather, and the Mix was his mother's maiden name. Sad choices, I agree!

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In the last month, we have had two uniquely named newborns:

"Galaxy Puff" and "Zen Revolution"

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In the last month, we have had two uniquely named newborns:

"Galaxy Puff" and "Zen Revolution"

Where are you located at??? Mars?

:yeah::loveya:

There was an obituary in my local paper today, and someone had a grandchild named Zildjian.

The middle name made me think this is a girl. You don't suppose she has a parent who's a drummer, do you?

These are great! Haven't had a chance to read through all of them, so this may be a repeat.

Opened a bank acct for a girl name 'Tequila' (was on her SS card!), and she told me her brothers name was 'Jim Dean'. Nice...

Went to school with a boy named 'Easy'. He said his Mom said he was her 6th child and he was the easiest to deliver.

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