501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

:D

Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

175. You're subscribed to over 200 threads. :lol2:

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Specializes in CMSRN.

I so agree with #173. I have mentioned allnurses to everyone but I just get strange looks. They just do not know what they are missing.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
175. You're subscribed to over 200 threads. :lol2:
:smackingfOoh am I ever guilty! i just looked mine up, and it read, subscribed to 1797 threads. Can anyone top this?:imbar
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:smackingfOoh am I ever guilty! i just looked mine up, and it read, subscribed to 1797 threads. Can anyone top this?:imbar

I actually occationally go thorugh and get rid of some subsriptions.

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176 - I miss my buddies on the nights when there is no one else to play the alphabet game, the word game....etc etc. :)

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173. You can't understand why your nurse friends havn't heard of Allnurses when you ask them.

174. You ask every nurse you meet if she has heard of Allnurses.

I agree with # 174! I do this ALL the time. People just don't know what they are missing. This forum is incredibly hilarious and the other forums and awsome too! Some forums are even educational. I swear, I'm learning more from the website than I have in my LPN class... LOL!

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my goodness....looked in the mirror and the "roots" are REALLY showing...cannot remember if i took a shower......had to pay late charges on credit cards due to the hand on the clock moving!!! BECAUSE...I WAS SEEING WORDS such as( thread,reply,forum,post,etc.) and i thought RUBICKS CUBE WAS ADDICTIVE !!!!! I know taxes will be late but there is a grand audience behind this screen who have all my attention !!!! thanks

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Humor Is Better Than A Pill Or Bandaid For All !!! A Laugh Each Day Keeps The Doctor Away !!!! November Should Be "happy Allnurses Month".....we Can All Have A Great Day On This Earth With These Computers..........

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Specializes in Jack of all trades, and still learning.

1. When you finally join for "Premium Membership", and check every hour until it finally comes through...like I am...hurry up!

2. When you start to recognise posters, and wonder how they are going with their worries...then again, thats a good thing!:lol2:

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you know you a allnurses addict when your dispoable underwear neds a changin hehehe

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Specializes in OHS, Emergency medicine.

177. Instead of doing research on PDA's for Nursing Informatics, you are on here reading the funnies, like I am doing now.:nono:

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Psych..

....you look at your computer screen and lough by your self and you tell your self...."gosh do I have to go to work today":lol2:

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