501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

[Roy Fokker]

all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

[dreamsofdark]

159. when you're not even a nurse and you're on wikipedia all day so that you can understand the humour section better. (guilty. im here for help on my stories to make them more realistic when people get hurt.)

[txspadequeenRN, BSN, RN]

lololol...it just happened ..i fell asleep going through the threads . my head flat on the desk..when i woke up i just started shifting through the forums again like nothing ever happened....

[Diary/Dairy, RN]

I know I am addicted because I am on here more than I am on myspace anymore!!

[TigerGalLE, BSN, RN]

I know I'm addicted b/c I check the forums before I check my email... haha

[Bigsky4me2]

This has been so much fun to read.

160. Your idea of "fun" is catching up on a thread.

(that pic of the "user" in the rr stall cracked me up!) b

[Monica RN,BSN]

Admittingly I have not gone threw all these reponses but I believe that some people have a post count resembling a phone number :)

[lizzyberry]

161.You say Im only going to be on for 5 minutes and you end up being on for 5 hours!

163.You've given up TV for allnurses

[RATCHETT, BSN, RN]

You people are crazy!!! I love it!!!

[RATCHETT, BSN, RN]

:selfbonk:You silly redneck. I love all of you already. Where have ya'll been hiding all these years?

[Monica RN,BSN]

* You spend more time on All Nurses than you do sleeping! ZZZ

[nurz2be]

This just happened this morning in the chatroom..I won't mention any nicknames , ok jan?

164. You know you have been on allnurses.com too long, when you take the laptop to the restroom to keep up with the chat in the room......

[prmenrs, RN]

161.You say Im only going to be on for 5 minutes and you end up being on for 5 hours!

163.You've given up TV for allnurses

RE: # 63: you need to have your TV close enough to the computer so you won't miss either TV OR allnurses!!