501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

:D

Specializes in ICU, SDU, OR, RR, Ortho, Hospice RN.

Well I have just had the best belly laugh in ages.

I hope and pray I can be around as long as some of you and be posting similar comments.

I have to agree that allnurses is a fabby site and I have spread the site widely at my place of employment. :)

RE: # 63: you need to have your TV close enough to the computer so you won't miss either TV OR allnurses!! :devil:

When I was sleeping in the computer room on an air mattress because we had company we moved a tv down there. it is still there and that was christmas. :devil:

Specializes in acute care.

165. You make sure that your blackerry has internet access so you can log onto allnurses while on the bus, train, in class waiting for the professor, etc.

166. You have your allnurses window up and your MSN Messenger up IM'ing your friend, and while reading threads like "What patients have taught me not to do", "Weird reasons patients come to the ER" and "What's the grossest.." you INSIST on copying the funniest and grossest stories and pasting them in the IM so that your friend can read them, too.

167. You realize that this same friend has heard more disgusting and funny nursing stories from you in the short time that you have been an allnurses member, than he has from his sister and mother, who are both NURSES..

This one is hilarious! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I love it. It cracks me up! good one.

Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

#168 You have to pee like a racehorse, but you hold it for 20+ minutes while you read the newest allnurses.com posts

Specializes in O.R., pediatrics, gynecology, surgical.

[ :trout: even in sleep, ur dreaming about allnurses.com.:idea:

Specializes in orthopedics, ED observation.

170. You did a search to get some information for a job interview tomorrow, and addition to finding the info (Thanks!) you end up spending a couple hours reading... and ROTFLOL :roll (And then needing to join my new favorite forum!)

Specializes in O.R., pediatrics, gynecology, surgical.
:devil:
170. You did a search to get some information for a job interview tomorrow, and addition to finding the info (Thanks!) you end up spending a couple hours reading... and ROTFLOL :roll (And then needing to join my new favorite forum!)
Specializes in O.R., pediatrics, gynecology, surgical.
[even in sleep, ur dreaming about allnurses.com.:idea:
needing to join my forum

171. You can identify Allnurses.com members on completely unrelated bulletin boards simply by a username, posting style, avatar, or signature line.

Specializes in Med-Surg, Trauma, Ortho, Neuro, Cardiac.

172. The smoke alarm is the only indication your supper's ready because you burnt yet another meal while on Allnurses. :)

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

173. You can't understand why your nurse friends havn't heard of Allnurses when you ask them.

174. You ask every nurse you meet if she has heard of Allnurses.

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