(Forgive the early submission this week. Got a busy day tomorrow and last week's thread has just changed its code status to DNR, with a discharge to hospice. Thankfully, most of the family agrees. Unfortunately, one person thinks I'm trying to get more inheritance than Farawyn, but thankfully that's what probate lawyers are for.)
This week, I have learned:
Creatinine can go from 9 to 1.9 in 12 hours. Then 0.65, 24 hours after that, with 13,000 mL out in two shifts.
If you're prepared to ask if your patient group can be split up tomorrow, be prepared to be made out to be an a-hole in front of the rest of the staff just for asking.
My legs are a-holes.
Furry woodland creatures are terrifying.
Metoprolol is a hell of a drug.
Cardiologists should consult nephrologists for beta blocker dosing once a creatinine hits, like, 2.
Some patients would rather walk across the room to pull the code blue button rather then push the nurse call button on their remote they've had glued to their hands for days.
It appears the end of August is "Celebrate Right Before Shift Change Disasters" season.
There are two miserable ladies who post in every thread. But now I'll never know who they are.
There is a person with an STD in their colostomy stoma.
An iPhone can delete all of your contacts in one area code and rename all of your contacts 'Steve'.
I am incredibly frustrated that hospitalists don't clarify code status at admission. Families are SHOCKED to consider that just because their kids know what they want, doesn't mean we'll know.
The State Highway Administration employs archaeologists.
My baby turns 8 tomorrow. I remember feeling impatience at the end of that pregnancy because I wanted to KNOW her. She was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen, and has grown more so with every passing year. As fulfilled as I am by being a nurse (I was one of those disgusting "called to it" nurses. Wear gloves when you read my posts, friends. That icky stuff might be contagious.), being Mommy is my one true superpower. :)
Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.
Last year I was posting on the school nurse thread so much I was having dreams about everyone there and they all looked like their avatars.
I thought that was only me. Except, your name is always pronounced varvain in my dreams. Do you know we share a student name Apeak who spends every other day at each of our schools and we give each other report every night during the school year? I had a break from that over the summer, but I know what my dream is going to be Tuesday night...
I thought that was only me. Except, your name is always pronounced varvain in my dreams. Do you know we share a student name Apeak who spends every other day at each of our schools and we give each other report every night during the school year? I had a break from that over the summer, but I know what my dream is going to be Tuesday night...
Why are so many NON NURSES posting here and getting flouncy when we won't talk to them?
Slang thread.
FaceBook minions, my dear, FaceBook minions. They have perfected the "no one thinks I'm special so I'm going to make a lot of noise so you know I'm here" flounce.
Farawyn
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It really hasn't turned in to that. One of the posters who has nothing else to say is grasping at straws and that is one of them.