The Truth About Nursing

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I honestly believe that most people don't know what their getting themselves into when they try to pursue a career in nursing. Like seriously!

Today, I asked my closest friend why she wants to be a nurse (she's pre-nursing with me) and she said, "Because of the money, the hot male nurses, and because I like babies".

Lol, she also wants to get her CNA license next spring because she witnessed the birth of her neice and an actual CNA woman who helped "deliver the baby" told her she could be that in just 3 to 5 weeks. I really just wished that woman would've told her that she'll first probably end up working in a nursing home until then some. So now my friend is saving up to become one.

I'm not going to tell her the truth about nursing though, only because she's a grown woman and is capable of making her own decisions and learning about nursing on her own like I had to.

Although, I am secretly steering her to get her ADN first before she goes in debt trying to get her BSN, blindly.

"I guess i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Now back to da trufe bout nursing.

"Over and out"

Surely you can't be serious!

I heart humans. As long as they're nice.

I kinda like the idiots as well. :bag:

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Not sure why it popped in my brain - I know the lead in line isn't "what are you". Oh, well. Levity in a challenging thread is still good. :)

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?" [a weather report]

And let's not forget about "There's a sale at Penny's!"

(Sorry...one of my top 5 favorite movies...couldn't not offer some quotes ;))

I kinda like the idiots as well. :bag:

Yes, the idiots and the nice humans.

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?" [a weather report]

And let's not forget about "There's a sale at Penny's!"

(Sorry...one of my top 5 favorite movies...couldn't not offer some quotes ;))

Johnny, how about some coffee??

NO THANKS!

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Surely you can't be serious!

Yes, I am. And don't call me Shirley!!

Specializes in Emergency, Telemetry, Transplant.
Johnny, how about some coffee??

NO THANKS!

"A hospital? What is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

I have to stop now...I could keep this up all day. My sincerest apologies for being a conspirator in this hijacking. :sorry:

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Young residents and MDs fresh off residency aren't male nurses. Many of them are married and those that aren't have usually accumulated mountains of debt.

(I was being silly. :))

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Yes, I am. And don't call me Shirley!!

Now I want to go watch that movie again!

Specializes in Hospice.
Oh, girl..... I feel your pain. I vividly remember as a child hearing my quasi step-brother eat bananas (mouth open omg) and struggling desperately with the overwhelming impulses it would give me. I couldn't have been more than 9? And it continues. I can't sit in a room with people eating is there isn't some other noise to drown it out.

I feel your pain as well. Been married for 32 years to a man who knows how much chewing noises repulse me, and still chews AND talks with his mouth open. He also refuses to floss in the bathroom, and plops his fanny right on the bed next to me.

He has no idea how much I love him-homicidal thoughts are repressed on a daily basis.lol.

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I love when your Crusty Old Bat side comes out, OCNRN63 ;)

Practice makes perfect!

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I feel your pain as well. Been married for 32 years to a man who knows how much chewing noises repulse me, and still chews AND talks with his mouth open. He also refuses to floss in the bathroom, and plops his fanny right on the bed next to me.

He has no idea how much I love him-homicidal thoughts are repressed on a daily basis.lol.

We always have the news on during meal time (or Good Morning America), unless there's company. All of us are quiet eaters since we all hate noisy eating, so it's painful when we have company for dinner and someone smacks their lips or chews loudly.

Gum poppers? I am ardently anti-death penalty, except for that offense. Makes me want to rip the lips right off the person's mouth.

ixchel, your banana story made me gag. I hate bananas to begin with. I could yak watching a baby squish banana all over its face. Fortunately, no babies for me, and yes, we have no bananas in our house.

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