The Mockery of Nursing

[Old.Timer]

Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

[nurseprnRN, BSN, RN]

ocnrn63... you have exceeded your pm storage and have to clear it...trying to pm you

[dirtyhippiegirl, BSN, RN]

God is Good (hint). I passed my CPNRE first try, despite being a true sceptic.

...until you don't pass it the first time. Or the second. Or the fifth. But God's gonna help you pass it the ninth time you take the NCLEX. Without studying.

But he must have liked those people more whom he helped pass the first time.

[Hygiene Queen]

I want to be like Hygiene Queen when I grow up.

What?

You wanna be a "harpy" too?

'Cause I do believe that's what I be, according to our Special Snowflake.

[OCNRN63, RN]

Green Tea:

Oh, OK. I didn't know that. Leaving right now to clear it out!

[Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN]

As I was putting on a spritz of perfume last night before meeting some neighbours for Earth Hour (and drinks) I realized we haven't had a "how do I stay sexy when I can't wear my perfume" post in a while.

I probably should not have thought of that, because now we will see a post about how MEAN the hospitals are to not let our Little Special Snowflakes wear perfume, scented products, etc while working in the hospital.

[Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN]

I must be doing something wrong. I hardly ever get PMs.

Oh, wait - you all must be jealous because I am such a beautiful kiity cat! That's why! Whew.

[OCNRN63, RN]

ocnrn63... you have exceeded your pm storage and have to clear it...trying to pm you

hey, i cleared out my pm box!

ocn

[OCNRN63, RN]

What?

You wanna be a "harpy" too?

'Cause I do believe that's what I be, according to our Special Snowflake.

Hey, I was so awed by you repines I used your avatar for a message board I just joined!

[OCNRN63, RN]

As I was putting on a spritz of perfume last night before meeting some neighbours for Earth Hour (and drinks) I realized we haven't had a "how do I stay sexy when I can't wear my perfume" post in a while.

I probably should not have thought of that, because now we will see a post about how MEAN the hospitals are to not let our Little Special Snowflakes wear perfume, scented products, etc while working in the hospital.

I always like the "How do I keep the sexy..." threads. And then nurses wonder why they get so little respect.

[Hygiene Queen]

Hey, I was so awed by you repines I used your avatar for a message board I just joined!

Now YOU TOO can be... a harpy!!!!

[OCNRN63, RN]

Now YOU TOO can be... a harpy!!!!

Sweet!

[Sue Damonas, BSN]

A few years ago I worked with one the the Snowflakes who felt that she should not have to drive to work during the bad weather. I drove a lot farther than her. She just wouldnt show up in bad weather. Needless to say she didn't last long on the job.