The Mockery of Nursing

[Old.Timer]

Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

[netglow, ASN, RN]

I feel this thread is like one of those big plastic bouncy balls that you get to keep bouncing around above the crowd at a huge rock concert.

[Aurora77]

How does one make synthetic urine??

[netglow, ASN, RN]

chicken broth and water from the gold fish bowl....

[nursel56]

I feel this thread is like one of those big plastic bouncy balls that you get to keep bouncing around above the crowd at a huge rock concert.

Which is a relatively good thing --- sometimes they end up like a really wacked group of bumper cars at the Fun Zone with everyone all facing in different directions and yelling and trying to back up and------ bang! I could swear that car wasn't here a second ago and by the way --- so's your mama! I'll just rev this thing again and go the other way . .hey you get outta my way!! etc. ---- sometimes they end with a single hand pulling a chain to switch off the single light bulb, a few steps and a softly closed door --- I'm feeling really metaphoric today!

[Fiona59]

chicken broth and water from the gold fish bowl....

and you know this because????

[mazy]

Sooo ahhhhh, Ive got a sort of hypothetical question here. Its actually for a friend that's still in school (not me): If pot is legalized in my state and I have a prescription (anxiety & paranoia), Im totally good at work right? I mean most of my friends are smoking it and they dont even have prescriptions! I work on a... I mean my friend wants to work on a Psych unit, so whats the big deal anyway?

Before anyone flames me for getting high, remember I said it was my friend.. Not me!

That depends. Are you stoned right now? I mean. Is your friend stoned right now?

[mazy]

brownies? [color=#8b4513]brownies? :rotfl:

so you went there............

[JBudd, MSN]

"quote from grntea

brownies?

[color=#8b4513]

brown

ies?

:rotfl:

so you went there............ "

heh heh heh

[JBudd, MSN]

i feel this thread is like one of those big plastic bouncy balls that you get to keep bouncing around above the crowd at a huge rock concert.

a wonderful thing is a tigger;

a tigger's a wonderful thing.

their tops are made out of rubber,

their bottoms are made out of spring

they're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,

fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,

the most wonderful thing

about tiggers is:

i'm the only one!

[mama_d, BSN, RN]

JBudd, until I get that song out of my head, you're officially my least favorite person on this thread. :)

[JBudd, MSN]

Now Mama_d,

at least if isn't one of the Davy Jones songs they've been playing nonstop around here. I went the whole night shift with "homecoming queen" wailing though my head.

[wooh, BSN, RN]

chicken broth and water from the gold fish bowl....

I always keep some with me for the GYN visits. It makes the dipstick turn all sorts of fun colors.