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So a few days ago...pt checks in during the middle of a very busy day... Her CC: "Need pregnancy test"
The MD (a non-nonsense doc) goes in to see the pt. Conversation as follows:
Doc: Do you smoke?
Pt: Yes
Doc: Do you have cigarettes now?
Pt: Yes
Doc: Then you have the money to go to the dollar store and get a pregnancy test. I'll get your discharge papers ready.
Love it!