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What's the goofiest mistake you've made on the job? No, I don't mean the med errors or the medical mistakes you learned from. Those are important and often terrible experiences, of course, but this isn't about danger to patients or trauma.

I just really want to talk about the silly things we ALL do and can have the good grace to laugh about. It seems I find so many great stories in the nursing community because we often are under such stress, that we're so focused on those important details and avoiding the critical mistakes...so our brain tends to reserve less power on the things that don't matter as much.

Here's my confession. (And if any of my coworkers are on this forum, I'm outing myself gloriously, because we ALL had a good laugh over it...) My adolescent psych unit is in a small, private hospital, so though EMR has been promised to us, it's not quite here yet. A frustration of mine, to be sure...but that's another story. The kiddos were being super impulsive and just SO MUCH limit-testing going on, and I'm trying to get meds passed and RN assessments done and also manage patients and such. My awesome techs are working their butts off. The usual. One of my team asks if I can bring him "four soaps." That's a bit excessive, I think, but I also know, hey, sometimes teenagers want A LOT of body wash and our trial size containers aren't that big. Or maybe he's distributing them for hygiene time or something.

THIS IS WHERE I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE QUESTIONED SOMETHING.

Cheerfully, I grab four of the small body wash vials, and bring them to him, and he's like..."what?" Because he meant four SOAPs, as in SOAP notes, which we do on each patient q shift...and he was asking me to bring him the charts...

Specializes in Float Pool - A Little Bit of Everything.
I once called a physician to pronounce my patient. Since he'd been such a donkey about ordering ABGs every hour (that he wasn't going to treat anyway since she was DNR, and since there was no arterial line, we had to poke the poor old dear every hour) I informed him that the nursing staff was unable to get ABGs and would he like to D/C them or would he like to come and get them himself? I was pretty sure he wasn't going to D/C them because I'd asked him to every hour when I called the results and every hour he'd SCREAM at me that "Yes I do want the hourly ABGs, JUST LIKE I ORDERED AN HOUR AGO AND AN HOUR BEFORE THAT!" He game up the ICU, grousing about being disturbed every hour, and I wordlessly handed him the ABG kit. He went into the patient room and was in there for half an hour. I thought maybe he'd fallen asleep in there when he came storming out and flung the glass ABG syringe against the wall. "I guess you'll have to D/C the ABGs because I can't find a PULSE," he announced and started to storm off the unit.

"Wait a minute, doc," I said when he was halfway through the double doors. "Could you possibly come back and pronounce her . . . since she doesn't have a pulse and all." He'd been in the room with the patient for half an hour, trying to draw a blood gas on a dead patient without noticing that she was dead!

Some months later, we had a float nurse working with us on what turned out to be a slower night than anticipated (our two problem patients expired earlier in the shift). "Is it true that you guys called a resident to draw blood gases on a dead patient?" she asked. I admitted to doing so and told her the story. "I think that's GREAT," she said. "I'm his wife and he's been so much easier to live with since you guys did that!"

That is HILARIOUS!!!

Specializes in Float Pool - A Little Bit of Everything.
Oh man, that's awful

It definitely amused every person in my school! LOL

First time changing out an empty CBI bag for a full one. Still not sure how I managed to do this so badly but somehow in the process I had managed to unspike the FULL bag while it was hanging over my head, resulting in a very unpleasant bedside shower for me. My patient as I recall thought it was funny, I was mortified.

I guess things come around full circle in life because I had a student not that long ago who did pretty much the same thing lol, assured me she knew exactly how to change the CBI and when I went in found a helluva mess and an embarrassed student :)

I did the same thing as a student and I'll never forget it

Specializes in Psych, Peds, Education, Infection Control.

Another one - I had the classic battleax instructor from HELL on one of my clinical rotations. She didn't like me very much, but she only liked one student or two out of each rotation. She had taken an extra-special dislike to me because I was an EMT at the time, and she informed me clearly that this was not a place to "blow on something and call it sterile," which she apparently thought EMTs did. She was a real fun one... But, anyhow, it was my day to pass meds with her watching. I managed to waste two pills (dropped them) by getting nervous with her looming over me, literally breathing down my neck. But I decide I'm gonna be BADASS at this IV push coming up. I get out my drug guide and look it up, read the indications and push times obsessively. I was a bit annoyed that I got one with a recommended 5-minute push, but FINE. I pushed it like a pro, despite the world's crankiest patient telling me no one ever took this long to do it and me just assuring him I had to do things by the book. Nurse Ratched was smirking at me, but not screaming at me so I took it. After we went out of the room, she took my checklist paper, rolled her eyes at me, asked where on EARTH I got the five minute push time, and I showed her the drug book. Then she took a highlighter out and highlighted the word "first" in that paragraph.

It was five minutes first push mandatory, and 1 minute "may" be done for all administrations after. ...This wasn't the first.

She admitted she was forced to pass me on it because it wasn't unsafe practice and the book DID say "may" but she made sure to let me know she wasn't happy about it.

All of her favorite students in clinical assured us "she's not so bad, you'll appreciate her later." I did come to appreciate a couple of the instructors later...but, her, it's been 13 years and I'm still waiting.

Specializes in CCRN, PCCN.

3am, and I was emptying a hemovac drain. Trying to be EVER SO CAREFUL, but of course, it makes no difference with those frigging things. I attempted to GENTLY open it, but instead it exploded in my face. Nasty, clotty blood everywhere. I ran into the bathroom so fast and stuck my face in the sink and rinsed about 5-6 times. My patient assured me he didn't have any nasty diseases, but I prayed anyway!!

Had blood tests done the other month, 3 years later (for a medical exam). Bloods all negative.... thank the LORD.

But I hate those hemovacs!!

Lolol, these are awesome.

As a student, I completed my capstone on a GI surgical floor. One of our patients had a minor bowel perf with an abdominal washout and a JP drain to collect any residual fecal matter. I was emptying the collection bulb on the drain for the first time, and didn't realize that I had to squeeze the bulb slightly to equalize the internal pressure. Right as my clinical instructor walked into the room, I popped open the port, spraying myself, my patient, my preceptor and my instructor with a fine mist of aerosolized fecal drainage. I'm standing there totally speechless, and my patient (a sweet, tiny 90 year old lady) says "Whooo-hoooo, what a stink!!" :bag: I could not wait to go home and take a shower that night.

I'm about to hurt myself you guys reading these stories! I guess I can tell this one in mixed company....had a puppy that liked to raid the clothes basket. I got to work one morning, one of those days you hit the ground running, and kept having the feeling that something just didn't feel right down below. I didn't have time to actually go and check till about 10 o'clock. That's when I discovered the puppy had chewed through the elastic in one leg of my ahem..panties. Had to run to the gift shop to get more. That's the last time I ever got dressed in the dark at 4:30 in the morning! Although, I did go to work once with my scrub pants on backwards. I wondered all morning what happened to my pockets.

Specializes in CVICU, Critical Care Transport, PICU,.

I had a patient in the ICU with a head injury, was post-op, but had remained in a deep coma for several days.

So when he began to respond I was excited to tell the the family the good news when they came to visit.

They came in, asked how he was doing and I said "So much better! He's a lot lighter now!"

They immediately looked SHOCKED then confused and angry!

I of course began racking my brain...What'd I say?What'd I say?What'd I say!!??

Then it dawned on me-They were African American. O.M.G! as laymen they thought I meant literally.

Of course I immediately launched into an explanation of the term. And NEVER used it again.

Mortified and still cringing as I type this :eek:.

Specializes in Developmental Disabilites,.

I was a student and I had a patient that needed her medication crushed. The nurse told me to go ahead and mix it in her yogurt. So I did just that, mixed the 2 crushed pills into her 6oz yogurt. Yuck! The patient was so nice about, she ate the whole thing.

Specializes in LTC, Rehab.
I once destroyed a patient room within five minutes of starting my shift.

Hilarious! Thanks. The ghost of Peter Sellers is chuckling somewhere...

Specializes in ER.

I was halfway through doing ACLS and my pant split up the back while doing CPR. Damn sure I wasn't leaving and wasting the half day I had spent, but we were in a very small town, and no clothing stores. They did have a drug store, so I got myself a roll of tape and patched myself up. The tape was on the inside, and every time I sat down it would stick to the chair. My two foot long duct taped seam would split wide open again, and I'd sneak back in the bathroom for repairs.

For the final paper test I needed to sit at a table, but I lined the chair with paper napkins so I wouldn't end up stuck again. I walked out looking like I had a big TP wad stuck to my butt, BUT I passed the course.

Specializes in PACU.

I worked in a LTC facility for a while and on Fridays we would have "themed days". This one was a Hawiian Luau and one of the CNA's was Polynesian and offered to bring everyone a traditional wrap to wear. She did and we all changed out of our scrub bottoms and she tied the wrap on.... I was standing in the middle of the hallway at the treatment cart talking with the social worker and the recreation therapist and my knot came undone... and I lost my skirt and was standing in the hallway in scrub top and panties.... I'm not sure I've ever moves as fast in my entire life. I whipped the treatment cart around so it was between me and the people and backed down the hallway and into a closet.

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