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What's the goofiest mistake you've made on the job? No, I don't mean the med errors or the medical mistakes you learned from. Those are important and often terrible experiences, of course, but this isn't about danger to patients or trauma.

I just really want to talk about the silly things we ALL do and can have the good grace to laugh about. It seems I find so many great stories in the nursing community because we often are under such stress, that we're so focused on those important details and avoiding the critical mistakes...so our brain tends to reserve less power on the things that don't matter as much.

Here's my confession. (And if any of my coworkers are on this forum, I'm outing myself gloriously, because we ALL had a good laugh over it...) My adolescent psych unit is in a small, private hospital, so though EMR has been promised to us, it's not quite here yet. A frustration of mine, to be sure...but that's another story. The kiddos were being super impulsive and just SO MUCH limit-testing going on, and I'm trying to get meds passed and RN assessments done and also manage patients and such. My awesome techs are working their butts off. The usual. One of my team asks if I can bring him "four soaps." That's a bit excessive, I think, but I also know, hey, sometimes teenagers want A LOT of body wash and our trial size containers aren't that big. Or maybe he's distributing them for hygiene time or something.

THIS IS WHERE I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE QUESTIONED SOMETHING.

Cheerfully, I grab four of the small body wash vials, and bring them to him, and he's like..."what?" Because he meant four SOAPs, as in SOAP notes, which we do on each patient q shift...and he was asking me to bring him the charts...

Specializes in Neuro ICU and Med Surg.

My pants fell down at work one night. I was pregnant and was wearing an abdominal binder. I didn't feel it until it was too late.

I also tripped over an elderly woman's IV, thankfully I didn't pull it out. I fell and the staff came in and saw me and said "Oh it was you that fell" and left laughing as well as me laughing and my patient concerned that I was hurt.

I was working with a very pregnant nurse one night. We had those tv's on swing arms. She dropped a resotril. I was on the floor looking for it. I stood up and banged my head so hard on that tv I saw stars.

I have a pretty good one. I was precepting a new employee and found out that I had been using our bladder scan completely wrong. (I was taught by my preceptor incorrectly :p) They have a little figure that depicts a female, this weird oval that I never knew what it meant (male/hysterectomy), and what I thought was a guy, but turns out is a baby. In my defense, I figured it was a guy like leaping through the air or super happy. :roflmao:

Specializes in Oncology.
I have a pretty good one. I was precepting a new employee and found out that I had been using our bladder scan completely wrong. (I was taught by my preceptor incorrectly :p) They have a little figure that depicts a female, this weird oval that I never knew what it meant (male/hysterectomy), and what I thought was a guy, but turns out is a baby. In my defense, I figured it was a guy like leaping through the air or super happy. :roflmao:

Hahaha, we have the same one. It probably doesn't matter how you use it, still inaccurate.

I injected the medication THROUGH the web of skin between my left thumb and index finger and into the patient. I carefully aspirated, injected the medication and then noticed that I was pinned to the patient.

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Wait....

You didn't notice you'd impaled yourself until after as pirating and injecting?!

You must have had massive stage fright!!! :D

Once (back in the heparin lock, pre needle-less system days) I sat down next to my patients bed to start her IV and place a Heparin lock. I placed the catheter and the cap. Uncapped my Heparin flush syringe and promptly dropped it on my lap. It slipped from my hand and as I went to catch it the plunger end hit my thigh, the needle was straight up, my hand came down on the needle...impaling my pinkie finger and simultaneously injected the Heparin flush into my finger.

So there was with a syringe of Heparin hanging out/off of my hand and it hurt like crazy but I was trying to maintain my dignity by remaining cool. So I was like "whoopsie..haha, well that's no good". I had to un-impale myself, hold pressure and try and get a new flush ready to flush that waiting newly started iv. My finger ended up with a hematoma as you can imagine because of the Heparin. It was a long night.

My first day of clinicals in nursing school I went to take vitals on a dead person. Seriously, this happened. There was no butterfly sign on the door and we (Me and 3 other students) walked in to do vitals. There was a ton of family there and everyone was quiet. I looked over briefly and I guess we all thought the patient was asleep. Walked closer and didn't look at the patient, just went to get my bp cuff out and tell the family we were going to take vitals. The daughter looked at me and said "But she's dead". Yup, never managed to live that one down.

I almost peed myself with this one! Your first day? I would have wanted to join my patient.

Specializes in ED, med-surg, peri op.

Last week at a clients house I was preparing to give an IM injection, B12, and instead of drawing up I ended spilling it all over the clients white table cloth and staining it!

last year in the hospital I was emptying a pts catheter bag into a jug, and the tube move out of the jug and I her pee went everywhere. She was lovely. But her husband was disgusted, and he didnt even get any pee on him. I was standing there with it all over/in my shoes.

In nursing school I was drawing up a decent amount of marcaine to be applied topically for a dressing change into a large syringe (like 10cc or greater per my memory). I didn't know exactly what i was doing so I asked the nurse supervising me for help. She told me to draw it up like I had with other meds in vials we had given that day.

So I took the syringe and drew up the amount of air I needed to be equal to the dose of medicine and took the glass bottle with the rubber top, pierced the needle through, flipped it upside down and proceeded to inject the air before pulling back on the plunger. What I didn't know is this was not at all how to do this because the large marcaine bottle had no metal rim holding the rubber stopper on the top, so POOF the stopper popped off and marcaine sprayed all over my face! Face got a little numbn but I hung in there and did okay, lol.

10 years ago and I'll never forget!

Another one - I had the classic battleax instructor from HELL on one of my clinical rotations. She didn't like me very much, but she only liked one student or two out of each rotation. She had taken an extra-special dislike to me because I was an EMT at the time, and she informed me clearly that this was not a place to "blow on something and call it sterile," which she apparently thought EMTs did. She was a real fun one... But, anyhow, it was my day to pass meds with her watching. I managed to waste two pills (dropped them) by getting nervous with her looming over me, literally breathing down my neck. But I decide I'm gonna be BADASS at this IV push coming up. I get out my drug guide and look it up, read the indications and push times obsessively. I was a bit annoyed that I got one with a recommended 5-minute push, but FINE. I pushed it like a pro, despite the world's crankiest patient telling me no one ever took this long to do it and me just assuring him I had to do things by the book. Nurse Ratched was smirking at me, but not screaming at me so I took it. After we went out of the room, she took my checklist paper, rolled her eyes at me, asked where on EARTH I got the five minute push time, and I showed her the drug book. Then she took a highlighter out and highlighted the word "first" in that paragraph.

It was five minutes first push mandatory, and 1 minute "may" be done for all administrations after. ...This wasn't the first.

She admitted she was forced to pass me on it because it wasn't unsafe practice and the book DID say "may" but she made sure to let me know she wasn't happy about it.

All of her favorite students in clinical assured us "she's not so bad, you'll appreciate her later." I did come to appreciate a couple of the instructors later...but, her, it's been 13 years and I'm still waiting.

I had one of those instructors. I still can't think of her without mentally adding an impolite word that is an insult to my terrific dog.

I'm about to hurt myself you guys reading these stories! I guess I can tell this one in mixed company....had a puppy that liked to raid the clothes basket. I got to work one morning, one of those days you hit the ground running, and kept having the feeling that something just didn't feel right down below. I didn't have time to actually go and check till about 10 o'clock. That's when I discovered the puppy had chewed through the elastic in one leg of my ahem..panties. Had to run to the gift shop to get more. That's the last time I ever got dressed in the dark at 4:30 in the morning! Although, I did go to work once with my scrub pants on backwards. I wondered all morning what happened to my pockets.

The puppy must have ate them.

I had a patient in the ICU with a head injury, was post-op, but had remained in a deep coma for several days.

So when he began to respond I was excited to tell the the family the good news when they came to visit.

They came in, asked how he was doing and I said "So much better! He's a lot lighter now!"

They immediately looked SHOCKED then confused and angry!

I of course began racking my brain...What'd I say?What'd I say?What'd I say!!??

Then it dawned on me-They were African American. O.M.G! as laymen they thought I meant literally.

Of course I immediately launched into an explanation of the term. And NEVER used it again.

Mortified and still cringing as I type this :eek:.

i was once involved with a discussion of who messed up the daily weight on a patient. The techs were taking the blame until I finally asked. How much does a leg weigh? You could see the thought running through the gathered nurses as they realized this was a post surgery amputation. :sarcastic:

It was the word "lighter" that reminded me.

Specializes in Infusion Nursing, Home Health Infusion.
I've mistaken enough spouses/partners for the child/parent that I have learned to never, ever assume! I now start the conversation into this territory with "And you are...I've been doing this long enough to never assume and I'll let you fill in the blank for me as to your relation to the patient" followed with a smile. I usually get a laugh as their imagining me doing this to someone, as well as a neutral, no offense answer.

That was many moons ago and after that 2nd mess up I now just ask what is a visitors relationship to the person in the bed.

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