So Embarrassing

[BSNbeauty]

Post Partum nurse here! Last night, I was in the middle of helping a mom change her baby when I grabbed pacifier and placed it in mouth. Not the nipple end but the back end. I have a 7 month old and I'm just so used to holding his pacifier in my mouth as I change him, dress him etc. I was so embarrassed!!!! I immediately washed my mouth with Listerine and brushed with toothpaste. Not worried about catching anything but it was ban icky thing to do. The mom and had visitor said nothing. I was still embarrassed. My co-coworkers got a good laugh !

[OnlinePersona, LPN]

I did everything in my power to ensure I wouldn't work with babies. They cry too much and it interferes with my progress in candycrush.

I also seem to think no one is taking me seriously here.

Lol your funny

[Jensmom7, BSN, RN]

I did everything in my power to ensure I wouldn't work with babies. They cry too much and it interferes with my progress in candycrush.

I also seem to think no one is taking me seriously here.

You still play Candy Crush?? 😄*snerk*

[SuperMomBob]

I have asked my patients before if they have "poopies"! Sometimes I really have to stop before I speak! Usually they just laugh and I explain I have a 3 yr old and a 10 month old.

[dreamgirl15]

LOL... something similar happened to me also. :)

[dreamgirl15]

Isn't that the CNA's job?

We all work as a team regardless of your title.

[Twinmom06, ASN, APN]

do you know how many patients I've asked if they need to use the potty?

[LME21]

I just finished potty training my son so after I pulled my pts foley I told her to let me know once she urinated. She called me in and said she went and I said in my sticky sweet mommy voice "good job!". I immediately apologized and explained we were potty training at home and it was a habit. Thankfully she laughed and didn't take offense.

[RHolland7]

Probably 30 years ago I worked on a surgical unit in a hospital that had a cat problem in the basement. Every now and then we had problems with fleas. One morning I was doing a pre-op prep for a back surgery, then was to give the pre-po IM injection. The gentleman was lying in the prone position, looking away from me, and just as I was getting ready to give the injection, a flea jumped right where I was aiming!! Not knowing how to deal with that (I was a fairly new nurse at the time), I reached over and pinched the flea between my thumb and finger. Unfortunately, the gentleman thought I was showing interest!! He turned his head and winked at me!! I was so embarrassed and my co-workers kept it going for months!

[Cat365]

I told a patient that I needed to examine both feet since he had only pulled off one shoe. He was an amputee.

[Kitiger, RN]

I told my patient to take off his feet and hop into bed. He & his wife burst out laughing, and I thought, "Huh?"

He then removed his shoe with the artificial foot attached!

[NuGuyNurse2b]

I once told visitors (who obviously weren't fluent English speakers) that the nurse they're looking for was currently tied up at the moment. they clearly took it as literal and had a very puzzled look on their faces. I'm so used to figure of speeches it didn't even occur to me that someone else would misconstrue that.

In clinical I had to fart so bad I let one rip in the hallway when the coast was clear, then went in to the patient's room. And then I realized they could hear everything in that hallway from the room.