Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

Specializes in CICU.
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I just wish I can do a little bit of everything: peds, neuro, cardiac, OR, psych, autism care.

Uhhh, come work in my unit - everything but peds =) Well, no OR, but we do get the occasional post-surgical patient...

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Specializes in none.

A religious moment:

From the Irish Book of The Half Dead

"Better for a man to pour the Potcheen(Moonshine) down the throat of a whore then to spill it on the ground!"

O'Tally Ch.17 Verse 6

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Nah. My core belief that one thing should logically follow from another was broken over at SushiJoes's Place.

Logical flow of thoughts from one to another....hmmm.....interesting idea. But then, we wouldn't be able to understand each other when someone types "Headphones, hepa filter, candlestick"!!

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Specializes in none.

If a resident falls in the woods and there is no one to hear him, can we still sell his brain to Dr. Frankenstein?

If an old fool like me sees a beautiful nurse walk by can I sing 'Memories' out loud?

Does the Wolf man need a Flea Collar?

Back in the 60's, why didn't I say no to Drugs?

Why is my Psychiatrist suicidal?

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.
i got a phone call from admissions:

"are you having a female discharge today?"

:o

here i am at my office as the front desk clerk informs me that my next appointment is running a little late...so i decided to checkout this forum and the one that makes me lol is yours... you're so wrong now i have to compose myself in order to look concerned with the issue that this staff is bringing to my attention, plus having to keep a straight face :o

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At work, I can get onto allnurses, but not into the allnurses breakroom, thus proving, work refuses to allow me a break!

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Where are the strange dog avatars? Lol! Hahaha

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.

I love this thread. The silly randomness turns that frown upside down in no time.

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?

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Specializes in CICU.
I make a hand washing thread, and the nursing gods give ME a stomach virus? What? Really?

That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!

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That crap (sorry for the pun) has been going around up here with a vengeance!

*snort* :roflmao:

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Hope everything comes out all right....... ;)

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