November 2016 Top 8 Captions - Select $100 Winner

1. Select your favorite captions for the cartoon above...

   • 15

     I have this strange feeling of impending doom.
   • 10

     I'm nervous about having surgery on November 24th.
   • 23

     I gave up smoking when I found out it made me more delicious.
   • 12

     I don't think a doctor's note will get you out of this one, Tom.
   • 13

     There was gravy... and mashed potatoes. Everywhere. The Horror...
   • 9

     I tried Butterballs Anonymous, but the member turnover is discouraging.
   • 9

     I'm feeling really fatigued all the time. Could it be all the tryptophan?
   • 22

     You can call me paranoid, but around this time every year, friends and relatives just disappear. Disappear, I tell you!

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