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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body - but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'Woo hoo - what a ride!'"

"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the

ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now

qualified to do anything with nothing." - Mother Teresa

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I have my 2 favorites posted at work. After reading this forum, I think I'll be adding a few more to my favorites!

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." --- Robert Frost

"Good girls go to heaven; Bad girls go everywhere" --- Mae West

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Specializes in ICU/CCU/MICU/SICU/CTICU.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body - but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'Woo hoo - what a ride!'"

OMG !!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

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Specializes in Med/Surg, ER and ICU!!!.

"To be a good leader, you don't bred great followers, you bred great leaders." Arthur Unknown

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"Remember where you are"

I first said that 4 years ago when I was a summer student at the psychiatric hospital I work at now.

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Angela, your boyfriend is so lucky you care this much!

I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>

Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.

Sick as a dog passing peach pits.

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Specializes in PeriOp, ICU, PICU, NICU.

Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards. :p

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I am a big fan of Southernisms! Here are a few>

Any faster she'd catch up to yesterday.

Sick as a dog passing peach pits.

I love Southern-isms too!

"He's so confused, he don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt"

"His brain is so small, you could put it in the butt of a gnat and it'd roll around like a bean in a boxcar"

"Time marches on......and pretty soon you discover that it's marching right across your face"

"If you have a home that's mobile and five cars that ain't........YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!" :chuckle

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A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown

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Specializes in Cardiac Care.
A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Specializes in ICU, ER, HH, NICU, now FNP.

You should have heard all the nurses laugh at me when I was visiting someone in the hospital in Maine and went to the nurses station to report that her IV bag was "Dry as a bone" - We say that all the time in Texas...apparently they don't use that in Maine!

I had to interpret... :chuckle

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"Squirming around like minks on a griddle."

"Red As a Jaybird's A$$,"

"couldn't organize a Pi$$-up in a brewery"

Never admit to more than you're accused of

Gauge- Like a Harley T shirt I saw Once it said " If I gotta explain, You wont understand" ^ Selah

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