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Say what??????/What is the strangest:uhoh21: , or funniest things your pt's have told you, or that you've heard!!!!!!!!!
An old man, found hiding his pills in his urinal bottle, was asked why he was doing that and not taking them.
"Because the catholics are trying to murder me!" came the reply!
I walked back into his room 20 mins later to find him happily sitting on his bed recieving holy communion from a catholic priest!
A very "ill" Patient goes missing from the ward, turns back up on the ward 90 mins later, despite security searches etc. not finding him. When asked why he had left and where he had been, he gave the following answer
"Well, I had to see a man about a car. I bought it and parked it in the hosptial car park. I'll get free parking, won't I?"
My boyfriend's father, who is 86 yrs old and still has a sound mind, was talking about how sad it is to be old. Arthritis, potential for falls, prostate problems, etc. In the conversation he said, "Yeah, it's terrible when your mind goes and you get that Old-timer's disease".
I had to laugh and tell him it is called Alzheimer's disease instead.
That is utter BS. 'Customer service' is one thing; kissing their ass is something else entirely.Good question. :)We always absorb whatever medicaid doesn't cover, and they've already reached their max on the Medicaid funded food & transportation allowance. You know that saying that the squeaky wheel gets the grease? Well, the father put up such a ruckus, complaining and threatening, that our guest relations and social work department have been picking up the tab for everything this family "needs" while their child is in ICU. (I hate to sound resentful, but this is the same family that called me a racist, so perhaps I'm a bit biased. Yes, that child is once again in my unit, but fortunately, I have not been assigned to care for that family.)
God, this kind of stuff makes me angry. I'd give anything to work in that department for just one day.
my boyfriend's father, who is 86 yrs old and still has a sound mind, was talking about how sad it is to be old. arthritis, potential for falls, prostate problems, etc. in the conversation he said, "yeah, it's terrible when your mind goes and you get that old-timer's disease".i had to laugh and tell him it is called alzheimer's disease instead.
hehe, when i was little i thought it was old timers disease too, i mean everyone ''old'' used to get it, so i thought it was appropriate!!:trout:
I'll tell one on myself. When I realized later what I had said I wanted to hide.
Busy day in the ER, no chance to restock supplies. I was working with a traveler and he had to draw up a med, less than 1 ml of it. I saw him using an insulin syringe and asked him what the aych-ee-double-toothpicks he was doing, you can't use an insulin syringe for anything except insulin.
I was so used to reading only the calibrations on the right side of the syringe that I totally forgot there are calibrations on the left side too, and it is a 1-ml syringe.......
Susan9608
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Good question. :)
We always absorb whatever medicaid doesn't cover, and they've already reached their max on the Medicaid funded food & transportation allowance. You know that saying that the squeaky wheel gets the grease? Well, the father put up such a ruckus, complaining and threatening, that our guest relations and social work department have been picking up the tab for everything this family "needs" while their child is in ICU. (I hate to sound resentful, but this is the same family that called me a racist, so perhaps I'm a bit biased. Yes, that child is once again in my unit, but fortunately, I have not been assigned to care for that family.)