Say What??????!!!!!!!!!!

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Say what??????/What is the strangest:uhoh21: , or funniest :lol2: things your pt's have told you, or that you've heard!!!!!!!!!:uhoh3:

When I read this post about this nice 56 old woman saying that she had to get her hysterectomy removed, I laughed and laughed.

How cute is that?

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Just the other night, doing an admit for DX pancreatic mass. The lady kept saying something about a pantry... Finally she said "they told me I have a mass on my pantry" lol

We also have a fairly regular pt that always asks for her "delilah" when she wants her pain meds.

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Specializes in ccu.

We had a "code kleenex" on my unit (cardiac care).

About 5 or 6 of us were charting in the nurses station when a pt's daughter comes running in, yelling "you have to come quick, help her!" Everyone gets us, runs into the room, and the pt is sitting up in bed eating dinner. She is super mad to have so many people run into the room and says "All I needed was a kleenex!!!"

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Home Health.

Back in my coffee shop days, a customer asked me if it was okay to give blood after drinking coffee.

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