Nurses Relations
Published Jun 6, 2007
Say what??????/What is the strangest:uhoh21: , or funniest things your pt's have told you, or that you've heard!!!!!!!!!
forbidden2know
53 Posts
When I read this post about this nice 56 old woman saying that she had to get her hysterectomy removed, I laughed and laughed.
How cute is that?
nurseintx0511
30 Posts
Just the other night, doing an admit for DX pancreatic mass. The lady kept saying something about a pantry... Finally she said "they told me I have a mass on my pantry" lol
We also have a fairly regular pt that always asks for her "delilah" when she wants her pain meds.
Morganalefey
125 Posts
We had a "code kleenex" on my unit (cardiac care).
About 5 or 6 of us were charting in the nurses station when a pt's daughter comes running in, yelling "you have to come quick, help her!" Everyone gets us, runs into the room, and the pt is sitting up in bed eating dinner. She is super mad to have so many people run into the room and says "All I needed was a kleenex!!!"
Not_A_Hat_Person, RN
2,900 Posts
Back in my coffee shop days, a customer asked me if it was okay to give blood after drinking coffee.