I just had a student that said "I have a headache. [Teacher] said you would give me an aspirin and call my mom"
Um, no. Sorry, afebrile child. It is less than an hour until dismissal, you have no doctor's orders here, and I'm not comfortable giving anyone under age 20 aspirin. Lay down for 10, then it's back to class. And tell [teacher] that I can do my job without his/her input.