Saggy boobs

dschlatet · Apr 22, 2003

After breastfeeding 7 (yes, 7!) children, my boobs are now ankle weights.

Reminds me of that song (which hubby sings) "Do your boobs hang low? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?"

LOL

Dorothy

jadednurse · Apr 22, 2003

LOL! Haven't heard that one in a long time...:chuckle

debbyed · Apr 22, 2003

:roll

renerian, BSN, RN · Apr 22, 2003

Very funny!

renerian:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

RNConnieF · Apr 23, 2003

Hey, It's supposed to be "Do your ears hang low" not your boobs . First time in my life I like being small breasted (OK, flat chested). Even after spending 12 years of my adult life nursing mine are still in the right place- too small to sag.

mlolsonny · Apr 23, 2003

A young girl came downstairs wearing a sheer top with nothing under it.

Her grandmother asked "Where do you think you're going looking like that?"

Granddaughter replies "I'm going to show my rosebuds."

The next day Grandma comes down in a sheer top with nothing under it.

Granddaughter says "Grandma you can't go out looking like that!"

Grandma says "If you can show your rosebuds, I can show off my hanging baskets." :eek:

Hellllllo Nurse, BSN, RN · Apr 23, 2003

One old lady says to the other:

"I've got furniture disease."

"What's that?"

"That's when your chest falls in to your drawers."

RNIAM, BSN, RN · Apr 23, 2003

ok, not too sure about this but had to add. That i joined the IBTC a long time ago. I was the president! lol

Nursie30 · Apr 23, 2003

LOL RN2be, I was pres of that in my class too

Remember this one

We must we must we must increase our bust

The bigger the better

The tighter the sweater

We must we must we must increase our bust

Wish there was one for lifting the bust

warrior woman · Apr 23, 2003

Originally posted by Duckie
I was told I have arthritis in both my knees, but I have come to the conclusion it's just that I keep bumping my boobs with my knees. :) DH hubby is very consoling, he said, "Honey, anything that big has to sag." What a man!

Ah, don't listen to him babe, he's just jealous of your ample assets!! I don't see him showing off HIS pecs!!! Too dang flat!!!! Love ya, kiddo! WW.

Jay-Jay, RN · Apr 24, 2003

Here's a cartoon about this particular 'problem'!

RNIAM, BSN, RN · Apr 24, 2003

LOL too funny

JAY JAY!!!