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Saggy boobs

Nursie30 Nursie30 (Member)

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

We're gonna have to get some support soon or people are gonna think we're nuts!!!

hee hee hee...I totally get that joke

bklynborn

Has 10 years experience. Specializes in GERIATRICS, DEMENTIA CARE, MED-SURG.

:chuckle too funny

:roll cute! Although it hit a little too close to home. I wish somebody would have warned me that after you turn 30 they start to look a lot less like Playboy and alot more like National Geographic! And I hear I'm really gonna need a Wonderbra after I have kids! Great, something else to look forward to...

I was told I have arthritis in both my knees, but I have come to the conclusion it's just that I keep bumping my boobs with my knees. :) DH hubby is very consoling, he said, "Honey, anything that big has to sag." What a man!

Yeah I love it when my husband says, I'm not looking at her boobs, (fake ones) I love yours hunny, oh my gross, its time for you to get your spectacles out

gwenith, BSN, RN

Specializes in ICU.

:roll

Hear the one about the little old lady? She was feeling depressed and had heard you could commit suicide by stabbing yourself 3 inches below your left breast.

She came in with lacerations of the left knee cap!

I liked that one, Nursie30. :roll

Originally posted by Nursie30

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

We're gonna have to get some support soon or people are gonna think we're nuts!!!

:roll

I have wardrobe disease

My chest is in my drawers

tattooednursie, LVN

Specializes in Mostly LTC, some acute and some ER,.

LOL! I love hearing that joke. I heard it before and shared with my co workers.

tattooednursie, LVN

Specializes in Mostly LTC, some acute and some ER,.

LOL @ Duckie

After breastfeeding 7 (yes, 7!) children, my boobs are now ankle weights.

Reminds me of that song (which hubby sings) "Do your boobs hang low? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?"

LOL

Dorothy

LOL! Haven't heard that one in a long time...:chuckle

debbyed

Specializes in ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU.

:roll

renerian, BSN, RN

Specializes in MS Home Health.

Very funny!

renerian:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

Hey, It's supposed to be "Do your ears hang low" not your boobs ;). First time in my life I like being small breasted (OK, flat chested). Even after spending 12 years of my adult life nursing mine are still in the right place- too small to sag. ;)

mlolsonny

Has 15 years experience. Specializes in Geri, psych, TCU, neuro--AKA LTC.

A young girl came downstairs wearing a sheer top with nothing under it.

Her grandmother asked "Where do you think you're going looking like that?"

Granddaughter replies "I'm going to show my rosebuds."

The next day Grandma comes down in a sheer top with nothing under it.

Granddaughter says "Grandma you can't go out looking like that!"

Grandma says "If you can show your rosebuds, I can show off my hanging baskets." :eek: :D

Hellllllo Nurse, BSN, RN

Has 15 years experience.

One old lady says to the other:

"I've got furniture disease."

"What's that?"

"That's when your chest falls in to your drawers."

ok, not too sure about this but had to add. That i joined the IBTC a long time ago. I was the president! lol

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