Saggy boobs

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

We're gonna have to get some support soon or people are gonna think we're nuts!!!

:roll

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.
Originally posted by RNConnieF

Hey, It's supposed to be "Do your ears hang low" not your boobs ;). First time in my life I like being small breasted (OK, flat chested). Even after spending 12 years of my adult life nursing mine are still in the right place- too small to sag. ;)

well that was the original version, Connie but then there is the boob version and it seems when I was in girl scouts many, many years ago there was a version for the male anatomy as well......hehehehehehehe:chuckle

A little old lady sat across from her husband at the breakfast table. he looked at his wife and said to her, Honey, you are as beautiful as the day that I married you. She smiled so sweetly and blushed a bit, responding...Dear, you excite me and make me as hot as our wedding night. Her husband looked at her quizzically and said to her...Dear, take your nipples out of your oatmeal!! :roll :roll

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

TOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!! :rotfl:

(don't kid yourself Connie.. they DO TOO sag ! You wait and see!) :o

Hellllo Nurse that is a very funny Joke. :) That really made me laugh.

Hellllo Nurse that is a very funny Joke. :) That really made me laugh.

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

LOL LOL LOL LOL Oh sheesh, Jay-Jay! That cartoon was sooooooo cute and funny!

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

LOL LOL LOL LOL Oh sheesh, Jay-Jay! That cartoon was sooooooo cute and funny!

An elderly lady went to see her plastic surgeon about the "bags" under her eyes.

The surgeon tactfully explains that she has had so many many facelifts that those "bags" under her eyes were actually her breasts.

The elderly lady replies, "Oh I guess that explains my gotee.":chuckle

An elderly lady went to see her plastic surgeon about the "bags" under her eyes.

The surgeon tactfully explains that she has had so many many facelifts that those "bags" under her eyes were actually her breasts.

The elderly lady replies, "Oh I guess that explains my gotee.":chuckle

Originally posted by EE2NP

"Oh I guess that explains my gotee.":chuckle

:rotfl: :p

Originally posted by EE2NP

"Oh I guess that explains my gotee.":chuckle

:rotfl: :p

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

OMGGggggggggggg!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol2:

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