Rules for the School Nurse's Office

[cowboysandangels, BSN]

Your leg is not broken if you ran all the way down the hall to my office from recess.

[MrsNurse08]

Great Topic...keep the rules coming, because I'm writing them down for next year!

[Amethya]

Any medication going in and out your office, must be signed in and out by an adult.

[tining, BSN, RN]

**If you were able to play chase at recess - you are NOT sick.

[iggywench, BSN, RN]

Teenage girls are going to get their period every month. Don't be shocked when I won't excuse you from PE because you have cramps, and for God's sake, carry some pads and tampons around with you! No, you can't have a handful of supplies from me, and I don't have pants to give you to wear.

[GmaPearl BSN RN]

There shall be No vomit on the health room floor.

[pedi_nurse]

There shall be No vomit on the health room floor.

OMG. I had a 7th grader vomit on my rug (outdoor rug at least) RIGHT NEXT TO A TRASH CAN!

[RN100%, ADN, BSN, RN]

I am not psychic. Do not bring a PK child to the clinic and leave them without a pass. THEY CAN NOT TELL ME THEIR FULL NAME!

Edited Oct 20, 2018 by RN100%

[BettyGirard, BSN]

Don't know what number we are up to but: Mr. Asst. Principal, I am not the potty police. If you think a kid is abusing hall passes, you can escort him to the toilet. I've got enough kids with legitimate toileting problems rather than your discipline problems.

[NutmeggeRN, BSN]

Yassssss!!!!!!

[Amethya]

Phone calls from students do not count as absences from the nurse. If I told you are okay and I even called your mom about it, then no reason to call your grandma to come get you.

[Cas1in72]

**If you tell your child who complains of feeling ill to go to school anyway, but if they start feeling worse to have the nurse call you...they will ALWAYS say they feel worse and want to go home...even if they are happily bouncing around my office, afebrile and full of energy. Kids are not stupid, if they can get a free pass home, they will!

THIS THIS THIS!!!! The famous "get out of school free card" UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!