Random Thoughts: School Nurses

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My mantra lately: "Wash your HANDS, go back to CLASS and cover your COUGH!"

Specializes in School nursing.

I had a MS student tell me that she has had a headache and that she was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and that Grey's taught her she has a brain tumor.

Even after leaving my office, I heard her say "the nurse is ignoring my brain tumor."

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Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

Is this primary swamp butt or secondary swamp butt? I need details.

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Please enlighten us...not sure I know what swamp butt is.:wideyed:

Let's all agree that Far can be the one to explain this :yes:

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*ahem*

Swamp Butt is when 2 large butt cheeks converge and rub, causing friction and dampness between said butt cheeks, which results in a pooling wetness ...otherwise known by 8th graders in this great nation as- Swamp Butt.

*curtsies*

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
*ahem*

Swamp Butt is when 2 large butt cheeks converge and rub, causing friction and dampness between said butt cheeks, which results in a pooling wetness ...otherwise known by 8th graders in this great nation as- Swamp Butt.

*curtsies*

We have a slightly different version in the OR- it's when it's so dang hot in the room (peds case, no cardiopulmonary bypass cardiac procedure, trauma) that the sweat is just rolling down into the crack and you have to ask someone to relieve you so you can go and wipe.

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Let's all agree that Far can be the one to explain this :yes:

Why? Why poke the bear?

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Is this primary swamp butt or secondary swamp butt? I need details.

Secondary swamp butt. Secondary. And what, pray tell, is the primary situation...? Because the one that comes to my mind is NSFW...

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Why? Why poke the bear?

Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.
Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

:inlove: leave it to Far to pick up on these things!! love it!!

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

Why I capitalized the XY, AN said they can change me back to (x2).

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

I should have went with XYRN, but my brain wasn't working that day.

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I should have went with XYRN, but my brain wasn't working that day.

Got scared, did ya? :)

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