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My mantra lately: "Wash your HANDS, go back to CLASS and cover your COUGH!"

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Got scared, did ya? :)

:yes::cheeky:

Specializes in school nursing.

"He is just not himself. He fell asleep at circle time. I had him last year and he is definitely getting sick, should I call mom?"

NO. you should GET OUT OF MY OFFICE and maybe make circle time a little more interesting because this child is not sick, and is certainly not going home a half hour before the school day is over. this is the FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK she has tried this.

end rant. deep breaths.

"He is just not himself. He fell asleep at circle time. I had him last year and he is definitely getting sick, should I call mom?"

NO. you should GET OUT OF MY OFFICE and maybe make circle time a little more interesting because this child is not sick, and is certainly not going home a half hour before the school day is over. this is the FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK she has tried this.

end rant. deep breaths.

I dunno. Circle Time sounds like Heaven right about now.

Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

Far-- Really? You, of ALL people, just figured this out? ( I realize your post is 6 days old.) I noticed it, and thought it was pretty clever!! :) Nice work Mr.

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Far-- Really? You, of ALL people, just figured this out? ( I realize your post is 6 days old.) I noticed it, and thought it was pretty clever!! :) Nice work Mr.

But alas, they were able to restore my old account.

Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.
I dunno. Circle Time sounds like Heaven right about now.

Nap time sounds even better

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Nap time sounds even better

The hospital I work plays Brahm's Lullaby when a baby is born. I love to cry out "Nap Time!" everytime it plays. I work nights.

Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
But alas, they were able to restore my old account.

Well, I am happy you got your old account back. But, it gave us a good little chuckle!

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

Now that name is "Freudian."

Well, I am happy you got your old account back. But, it gave us a good little chuckle!

A chuckle? Hmmm... :blink:

School is closed Monday and Tuesday for Rosh Hashannah.

Forgot 2 kids were in here and let out a HUGE burp.

Ooops.

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