Random Thoughts: School Nurses

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My mantra lately: "Wash your HANDS, go back to CLASS and cover your COUGH!"

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Let's all agree that Far can be the one to explain this :yes:

Why? Why poke the bear?

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Is this primary swamp butt or secondary swamp butt? I need details.

Secondary swamp butt. Secondary. And what, pray tell, is the primary situation...? Because the one that comes to my mind is NSFW...

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Why? Why poke the bear?

Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.
Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

:inlove: leave it to Far to pick up on these things!! love it!!

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

Why I capitalized the XY, AN said they can change me back to (x2).

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

I should have went with XYRN, but my brain wasn't working that day.

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I should have went with XYRN, but my brain wasn't working that day.

Got scared, did ya? :)

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Got scared, did ya? :)

:yes::cheeky:

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Specializes in school nursing.

"He is just not himself. He fell asleep at circle time. I had him last year and he is definitely getting sick, should I call mom?"

NO. you should GET OUT OF MY OFFICE and maybe make circle time a little more interesting because this child is not sick, and is certainly not going home a half hour before the school day is over. this is the FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK she has tried this.

end rant. deep breaths.

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"He is just not himself. He fell asleep at circle time. I had him last year and he is definitely getting sick, should I call mom?"

NO. you should GET OUT OF MY OFFICE and maybe make circle time a little more interesting because this child is not sick, and is certainly not going home a half hour before the school day is over. this is the FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK she has tried this.

end rant. deep breaths.

I dunno. Circle Time sounds like Heaven right about now.

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Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
Just realized your name spells out MrNurSEXY!!!

Far-- Really? You, of ALL people, just figured this out? ( I realize your post is 6 days old.) I noticed it, and thought it was pretty clever!! :) Nice work Mr.

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Far-- Really? You, of ALL people, just figured this out? ( I realize your post is 6 days old.) I noticed it, and thought it was pretty clever!! :) Nice work Mr.

But alas, they were able to restore my old account.

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