"So we're doing a peanut butter tasting...

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...today with the whole grade level," says Ms. Teacher whom I've never met, but sends every hangnail to my office. I thought she was kidding. Then she said, "It's part of a math lesson on quality control." Then I realized she wasn't kidding.

This is why I have a job! I swear we'd have dead children today if I weren't there. :eek:

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Cucumbers.

You are such a dreamer...

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You are such a dreamer...

If you're gonna dream...dream big.

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HMMMMM...does this matter have anything to do with size?

Average member size is 3-6 inches.

Whoops, sorry, putting my health teacher hat on. Everyone is obsessed with size, don't you know? :whistling:

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Average member size is 3-6 inches.

Whoops, sorry, putting my health teacher hat on. Everyone is obsessed with size, don't you know? :whistling:

Do the kids ask about this in health class?! Aye yi yi!

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Do the kids ask about this in health class?! Aye yi yi!

Only because they are putting condoms on cucumbers, the girls are probably scared to death. Oh, wait, that may be a not as bad thing...:sneaky:

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Average member size is 3-6 inches.

Whoops, sorry, putting my health teacher hat on. Everyone is obsessed with size, don't you know? :whistling:

I wear size 13 shoes...just sayin :)...just sayin what "they" say isn't true...:cry:

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I wear size 13 shoes...just sayin :)...just sayin what "they" say isn't true...:cry:

So you don't wear big socks???

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Do the kids ask about this in health class?! Aye yi yi!

Yes, they did. All. the. time. It is my most common question from the boys and they phrase it in many different ways. I think they want the answer to change and/or reassurance they are indeed normal.

I also get the shoe size question (nod to OldDude). :blink:

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I wear size 13 shoes...just sayin :)...just sayin what "they" say isn't true...:cry:

But do you have tiny hands?

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But do you have tiny hands?

NO! Big hands and big ears too... but otherwise :no:...:cry:

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It's okay, OD> You have a "great personality"

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It's okay, OD> You have a "great personality"

Well, that's true :bag:

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