"So we're doing a peanut butter tasting...

[FloridaBeagle]

...today with the whole grade level," says Ms. Teacher whom I've never met, but sends every hangnail to my office. I thought she was kidding. Then she said, "It's part of a math lesson on quality control." Then I realized she wasn't kidding.

This is why I have a job! I swear we'd have dead children today if I weren't there.

[Jedrnurse, BSN, RN]

Did you think (even for a moment) that you were being punked?

[ohiobobcat]

Let's serve shellfish while we are at it!!!!

[kidzcare]

Let's serve shellfish while we are at it!!!!

The goody bags consist of a snickers bar, a pet bee, and a voucher to validate parking at the hospital of your choice.

[JerseyTomatoMDCrab, BSN]

Give out some bee-venom lemonade, just for good measure!

Venomade. Yum.

[tining, BSN, RN]

[MrChicagoRN, RN]

Are they having LATEX BALLOONS at the peanut butter tasting party, too?

Sheesh.

They're using latex condoms as balloons so all the kids can also learn how to open the package and slide it onto bananas.

[Farawyn]

They're using latex condoms as balloons so all the kids can also learn how to open the package and slide it onto bananas.

Cucumbers.

[kidzcare]

They're using latex condoms as balloons so all the kids can also learn how to open the package and slide it onto bananas.

Cucumbers.

Pineapples. We ain't raisin' no snowflakes here.

[NanaPoo]

Can I bring my famous egg casserole to the allergy party??

[tining, BSN, RN]

I'll bring my "red dye surprise"

[BettyAnn.verner]

ROFL!!!!!OMG!!!! I have the situation we have teachers who think teaching gives them a medical degree!!

[OldDude]

Cucumbers.

HMMMMM...does this matter have anything to do with size?