Pick Up Lines!!

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We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them?

what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do"

~Trisha

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

I overheard both of these the same night!

Would you like some awesome lovemaking?...

( If not ) Would you mind lying down while I have some?

DO you have any (insert nationality) in you?....

Would you like some?

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wow, what a great book that is.......

(and take my word, no one else would have been interested in this book)

after someone had followed me from one bookstore to another........

please.........

what the heck, i will @#^$(*&^%$@!(&^$#

micro and out

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Specializes in Med/Surg.

That shirt is very becoming on you but I would also be coming if I was on you.

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"My name spelled backwards is Y-NOT"........so I married him........10 years ago..........(true story)

LR

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betts,

Congratulations, you're a lucky gal, and your husband is lucky too!!!

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Here is one I used with some limited sucess. It is visual but I will try to describe. An attractive woman walks into a crowded room and is apparently looking for a seat. I said "Looking for a place to sit?" I tilted my head back so I was looking at the ceiling and began brushing at my face with both hands saying "Here I'll clean you off a spot." :devil: Gary

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You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

After chatting with a man for a brief time, I ask "Sooooooo...are you married?"

Man says: "We're separated right now."

I say: "When, since this morning?" :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

You'd be surprised how many married men cop that "We're separated" jive when they are trying to pick up a woman in a club. I can smell a married man a mile away. :rolleyes:

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what about this:

your father must have been a theft. He stole all the stars from the night and put them into your eyes.

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My "Everything bigger than life" middle aged (crisis) Uncle would approach women and say..."You gonna hurt someone with that ole shotgun"

I constantly reminded him he wasn't Elmer Fudd as I passed him a pen and piece of paper for the phone numbers. I can't beleive it worked 99% of the time!

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What f*%ks like a tiger and winks? (said while winking)

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Guy: "You must be gravy!"

Me: "Huh??"

Guy: "Cuz I want to sop you up like a biscuit!"

:rolleyes:

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