Pick Up Lines!!

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We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them?

what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do"

~Trisha

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

"I lost my phone number, may I have yours?"

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"you must be jamaican....cause jamaican me crazy!"

"your father must have been a juice man cause you are VERY FINE"

**Booooooo***

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Come sit on my lap and tell pinochio a lie.

If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

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"You must be tired"

'why?'

"you've been running through my mind all day"

*dodging tomatoes*

~Trisha

:clown:

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Specializes in Clinical Risk Management.
Originally posted by trishaLVN

:cool:

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

note to all men out there, never ever say that one to me--I will take it as a dare and a personal mission to prove ya wrong!!

:devil:

~Trisha

Trisha-

Girl, you're a hoot! Let me know how ya' do!:D

Joy

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Specializes in Clinical Risk Management.

quote from Trisha: "oh, heres the one that made me jot down my REAL number !!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper."

:imbar Oh, my goodness!

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Have you all heard of the rejection line? It's a fake number that you can give out to guys that you don't like. When they call, they get a prerecorded message about what a loser they are!

I bet some guys get real tired of getting that number!

Heather

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For 32 years it's still the same line in every card,flowers,or gifts from my husband.

"When we first met I couldn't get you out of my mind,now I can't get you out of my heart."

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heather-- one of the NYC radio stations used to have that... and once a week, they'd play what some of the more loserish dudes said on the lines...

it was funny...

--Barbara

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That is so sweet, betts...

OK so here's one that someone really used on me--

F**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan? (Sorry about the potty mouth)

I cracked up!!

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yah here's a winner:

"Do you drink milk, because it sure has done your body good!"

a joke I heard once:

Man: "Many women are going to cry when I get marry"

Women: "Just how many women do you plan to marry?"

Way corny, I know

Andy

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Specializes in Community, Renal, OR.

I lived for a while with some fellow nurses (girls) and our phone number was 666046. So when one of us met a guy we were interested in knowing further, we would tell him our phone number. The way we told them made sure they never forgot it,

We would say sex,sex, sex, OOhh for sex.

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