trishaLVN

"You must be tired" 'why?' "you've been running through my mind all day" *dodging tomatoes* ~Trisha

:balloons: oh, heres the one that made me jot down my REAL number !! What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper. ~Trisha

Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. ~ ~

Hi, I make more money than you can spend. note to all men out there, never ever say that one to me--I will take it as a dare and a personal mission to prove ya wrong!! ~Trisha

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? I think I could fall madly in bed with you.. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Oh GREER !! I love that one!!!

BOB BARKER PICKUP LINES: I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down. Maybe it'll be easier for you to guess the price of the waterbed if we test it out first. Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.

We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them? what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do" ~Trisha My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you." Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

I must say that I am sooooooo pleased to have found this thread!!:) I decided to go for LVN, as sort of a stepping stone in the med field....My next goal is, DO if not PA when I mentioned this to one of my instructors, her comment was how Med schools looked down on prior nurses, simply because of our way of thinking......I must say how intrigued I was to learn about DO's, it was something I hadnt come across. The Osteopathic motto, "treat the whole pt AND the disease"....... Now, why cant MD's think this way? must also add.......I LOVE this site :)

MY FIRST TRACH SUCTION!!!! nothing like skills lab, NOTHING!! The gurgles, slurpies, hacking, spewing out of the trach site, skimmin past the scrubs,splats on the wall type spew.......excuse me, while I huuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl.......forget the emesis basin--LEAD ME TO THE COMMODE. blech, icky, eeeeeeew