Nursing School Oopsies

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For all the harried nursing students out there, I decided to start a thread in which those of us who've made it through and out into the real world of nursing can share some of our oopsies.

This is intended to be light-hearted and fun... and help the students not to freak out so much over the small and not-so-small stuff that befalls them. Most of us make it through.

I have/had two in mind... the first has slipped from my fatigued, near-50 brain at the moment but the second follows:

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I had a patient who was a subacute EtOH withdrawal... had PO benzos ordered... I went in with my nurse to assess the patient who was doing OK at the time. The nurse, with whom I'd worked a number of times, decided to pull a benzo (probably 5 or 10 mg of Valium but I don't recall) and told me to assess him over the next hour or two and then give the med if he was tremulous or tachycardic.

So, I diligently assessed him and tended to my other tasks. He was stable and never needed the med. As we neared the end of our shift, I went to retrieve the med from my pocket and return it.

Imagine my horror when I found it missing. I emptied every pocket, over and over, as a panic began to set in. Finally, I approached the nurse and confessed my sin. She just looked at me and said, "Don't tell me that" and walked away.

I began to retrace my steps in a feverish but fruitless search for the missing pill, my horror and self-recriminations amplifying with every step. As I wandered hopelessly and repeatedly through room after room, one of my classmates said, "Hey, what's the matter?" I told her. She stood there for a moment, smiled, and said, "Is this it?" as she produced the blister pack with a flourish. "I found it on the floor," she said. I hugged her, snatched it away, and promptly returned it to my relieved nurse (whose perspective I can now completely identify with).

It turns out that it had fallen from my pocket when I had assisted my classmate with ambulating and toileting her patient.

Several lessons to be taken away: (1) Don't hand over controlled meds to students, even mature ones whom you trust, (2) Don't carry controlled meds around in your pocket, and (3) Treat your classmates well... you never know when or how they might bail you out or stab you in the kidney.

Specializes in Emergency, Trauma, Critical Care.

I was already an LVN when this happened, but I didn't sle much before my night shift. Always get rest! I spiked a bag of tube feeding, then realized the vent part of the tubing was broke so I'd need new tubing. Guess who pulled out the tubing while it was still upright? This genius, now covered head to toe In that very sticky, overly sweet deliciousness! I had to go home in shower. My sweet little demented Mexican gramma witnessed the blunder and laughed hysterically the entire way down the hall as I went squish squish squish to the exit.

I was removing the air from the toomey syringe so I could give a bunch of meds through a G tube. Of course I pushed too hard and had half the meds raining down on us from the ceiling. I don't remember what the meds were, but the liquid was red and it made a huge mess!

Did this with Colace as a new grad. I've heard the stains are still on the ceiling!

Specializes in psych, addictions, hospice, education.

poured a full bedpan into the seldom-used hopper...flush it...everything flew back up into my face with the blast of air that shot onto it...

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Made the mistake of telling a joke while I was giving my tube-fed resident her bolus feeding. She laughed, and suddenly that tube erupted like a miniature volcano and bathed us both in Jevity. That only made her laugh harder, and more formula spewed out as I scrambled to seal off the tube. My instructor came around the corner just then, and SHE broke up at the sight of us. Thankfully she helped me get the resident cleaned up and let me run home to change my uniform. :D

Specializes in None yet..

Thank you, thank you, thank you for starting this thread (song)inmy(heart) and to all those who contributed. I feel both relieved and terrified as my first day of nursing school rushes toward me.

I'm sure I'll be back with my own contribution to this thread soon.

Oh yeah. Not getting good seals on NG tubes or PEG tubes always make for interesting mornings!

Specializes in Emergency.

Not closing foley drain tube after retrieving sample.

Not putting enough time & pressure on d/c'd iv site for coumadin pt.

Not a full list.

How do I learn? 1 mistake at a time.

Specializes in Emergency Nursing.
Blew the bottom off of a vial of morphine by injecting air in it. No one told me not to put air in those particular vials. My preceptor thought it was hilarious.

I've done that too (not in nursing school but as a nurse). I've also dropped a glass PCA cartridge full of Dilaudid which smashed all over the floor, that was really fun to clean up while my coworkers were laughing their butts off.

!Chris :specs:

Specializes in EDUCATION;HOMECARE;MATERNAL-CHILD; PSYCH.

During my obstetric rotation, I love to go to the nursery and play with the adorable newborns. I was changing a wet diaper for a cute baby boy. Nobody warned me that little boys love to urinate on their nurses. Anyway, this litte baby not only unrinated all over my nursing uniform, but he threw up on me too.

That is when I made up my mind - yep, I am a maternal-child nurse!

As an extern on a cardiology unit, one of our daily tasks was to remove femoral sheaths following a stent placement.

Well, my first time I learned the hard way of why it is crucial to have gauze placed in proper areas between you and your patient.

I pulled the sheath, and just like in the movies, blood shot and squirted at me and got all over my nice new scrubs (we were required to wear ALL WHITE as externs). I did learn from this experience, however, that hydrogen peroxide works wonders on blood stains. :)

As a side note, hospitals that require cardiology nurses to wear black or red are very smart! LOL.

Specializes in Critical Care, Med-Surg, Psych, Geri, LTC, Tele,.

In my first clinical rotation in nursing school, I was so excited to be with the "older" term students. I had a brief change with my instructor and the other students gathered around. I like to wipe my patients bottoms so they are very clean and in order to do this, I tend to put my face super close to their buttocks so I can see.

As I was leaning way too close to the ladies bottom, she let out a squirt of feces which landed on my face! With everyone watching.

I couldn't decide whether or not to wipe it off or not because I didn't want everyone to know.

I wiped. They laughed.

Lesson learned! Don't lean close while cleaning bottoms!

Helpful hint......if working with patients on ventilators and you must disconnect the tubing from the ETT due to tangling or to change the ballard (suction catheter), always make sure you hold the tubing away from yourself and anyone else in the room!

I've seen people get sprayed with either secretions or the moisture that has been sitting in the tubing....on a MRSA patient ?

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