Terms we will not admit to using - page 2
You all have heard of them and of course we never actually use any of these terms but somehow they are there and everyone knows them....... There the "unofficial" abbreviation list like ... Read More
May 8, '04Occupation: RN Joined: Apr '03; Posts: 160; Likes: 11A.M.F. YOYO = adios m.f., you're on your own!
May 8, '04Occupation: RN and blogger extraordinaire Specialty: 20 year(s) of experience in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych ; From: OR, US ; Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 26,953; Likes: 44,681That's what I thought that meant........we've got a few of those where I work too!
May 8, '04Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 14,165; Likes: 59,217Microdeckia (as in not playing with a full deck)
***** (Fouled up beyond all recognition)
LOLNAD (Little ole lady in no apparent distress)
"Going to Jesus look"
Low Valium Level
Problem with thumb spasms (how else could you explain constant call light activation?)
May 13, '04Occupation: Licenced Practical Nurse, Long Term Care. Certified wacko. Captain Star Command. Sous Chef, Sculpter,maid, Cert. Butt wiper,secret agent,thief,Level Seven Mage.Lover, hater,musician at large.Starving artist, ME ME ME ME ME Joined: Feb '01; Posts: 1,631; Likes: 44lolfdgb- little old lady, fall down, go boom
ctd- circling the drain
+ O sign- Mouth open
+ Q sign- Mouth open, tongue sticking out
Dotted Q sign- Mouth open, tongue sticking out, fly on tongue.
'45'= 1 chromosome short of a full set
May 13, '04Joined: Jan '04; Posts: 5,016; Likes: 14DPS - Droopy Penis Syndrome ( in need of viagra )
May 13, '04Occupation: Operating Room Nurse Specialty: 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER ; From: US ; Joined: Jun '03; Posts: 17,036; Likes: 1,006Dunlap Syndrome=belly dun lapped over the waistband.
May 13, '04Occupation: LPN - ER (FT) Pedi urgent care (PRN) Joined: Dec '02; Posts: 1,028; Likes: 62OPD = Obnoxious personality disorder
May 13, '04Joined: Apr '00; Posts: 879; Likes: 40These are great! How about:
DITB = dead in the bed
MHS = mush head syndrome (for patients with a skull flap removal)
LONH= lights on, nobody home
Some really awful (but funny) things overheard at work (Neuro ICU):
"He needs a nice, long dirt nap"
"It's time for Weekend at Bernie's" (referring to getting our completely comatose, vegetable patients in a chair because the neurosurgeon insists it's going to be therapeutic)
May 14, '04Occupation: RN,BSN acute locked psych admissions in Veterans Hospital- nightshift charge nurse Joined: Apr '03; Posts: 230; Likes: 8F.A.D.-----F***ing **hole Disorder
you know the personality disorder all those lovely drug addict, sociopathic, homeless, smart mouthed, think they are God's gift the the world & everyone should immediately bow down in their pressense patients' share :wink2:Last edit by brian on May 15, '04 : Reason: edited out foul language
May 14, '04Joined: Mar '04; Posts: 120; Likes: 24Awating transfer to the E.C.U. (Eternal care Unit....)