Terms we will not admit to using - page 2

You all have heard of them and of course we never actually use any of these terms but somehow they are there and everyone knows them....... There the "unofficial" abbreviation list like ... Read More

  1. by   gwenith
    NMP = Not My Problem
  2. by   Pab_Meister
    A.M.F. YOYO = adios m.f., you're on your own!
  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    That's what I thought that meant........we've got a few of those where I work too!
  4. by   live4today
    snafu........situation normal all f@*&@d up!
  5. by   Ruby Vee
    Microdeckia (as in not playing with a full deck)

    ***** (Fouled up beyond all recognition)

    LOLNAD (Little ole lady in no apparent distress)

    "Going to Jesus look"

    Low Valium Level

    Problem with thumb spasms (how else could you explain constant call light activation?)
  6. by   CashewLPN
    lolfdgb- little old lady, fall down, go boom
    ctd- circling the drain

    + O sign- Mouth open
    + Q sign- Mouth open, tongue sticking out
    Dotted Q sign- Mouth open, tongue sticking out, fly on tongue.

    Celestial Discharge

    '45'= 1 chromosome short of a full set
  7. by   nursebedlam
    DPS - Droopy Penis Syndrome ( in need of viagra )
  8. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Dunlap Syndrome=belly dun lapped over the waistband.
  9. by   Darlene K.
    OPD = Obnoxious personality disorder
  10. by   Elenaster
    These are great! How about:

    DITB = dead in the bed

    MHS = mush head syndrome (for patients with a skull flap removal)

    LONH= lights on, nobody home

    Some really awful (but funny) things overheard at work (Neuro ICU):

    "He needs a nice, long dirt nap"

    "It's time for Weekend at Bernie's" (referring to getting our completely comatose, vegetable patients in a chair because the neurosurgeon insists it's going to be therapeutic)
  11. by   nursebedlam
    PMS - Psychotic mood syndrome
  12. by   TitaniaSidhe
    F.A.D.-----F***ing **hole Disorder

    you know the personality disorder all those lovely drug addict, sociopathic, homeless, smart mouthed, think they are God's gift the the world & everyone should immediately bow down in their pressense patients' share :wink2:
    Last edit by brian on May 15, '04 : Reason: edited out foul language
  13. by   my2sons
    Awating transfer to the E.C.U. (Eternal care Unit....)