you know the personality disorder all those lovely drug addict, sociopathic, homeless, smart mouthed, think they are God's gift the the world & everyone should immediately bow down in their pressense patients' share :wink2:
These are all great, I added the new ones to my ever growing list of unapproved abbreviations. I currently have 10 pages worth, of course there very well may be doubles, but still funny! If anyone would like a copy emailed to them feel free to IM me with your email addy and I'll be happy to send them to you. :)
Positive Hilton Sign -- pt thinks they're at the Hilton, not a hospital.
10th Floor Transfer -- (ie dead/dying, as our facility only has nine floors).
Pillow Therapy -- Take the pillow of your most obnoxious pt and gently yet firmly hold it over their face until the oxygen deprivation buys you a few minutes of peace and quiet.
And no, I've never done the last. It's darn tempting sometimes though! :chuckle
TitaniaSidhe
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F.A.D.-----F***ing **hole Disorder
you know the personality disorder all those lovely drug addict, sociopathic, homeless, smart mouthed, think they are God's gift the the world & everyone should immediately bow down in their pressense patients' share :wink2: