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My co-worker was assessing a lady who he thought was gorked and he let out a loud, disgusting fart in her room. The "gorked" patient opened her eyes and said, "Well, I hope you feel better, dear."

Stress response, drips, and drugs. Epinephrine frequently causes hyperglycemia, as do some iv steroids commonly used for lung problems.

I have worked both SICU and ED for a long time. My advice is this: Get into a good ICU (read: one with an official internship!) and give it at least a year. (Preferably two or three.) I have seen way to many new grads freak out and quit right after their internships are over. (I think that this is why you see so many experienced RNs opposed to new grads in the ICU.) It is extremely frustrating to put your heart and soul into teaching a new grad only to have them quit. After a year or so, if you still have the ED itch, go for it. It will be a much easier transition for you to go from the ICU to ED rather than the other way around. ICU will give you the time to fine tune your assessment, prioritization, and organizational skills. And with both ED and ICU experience, you'll be a hot commodity!

I would run stairs during my 30 minute lunch breaks. My co-workers thought it was weird, especially during the night shift, but it worked for me. I found it to be a great stress reliever, as well as "intense cardio.

mmm...still recovering from last year.... :smackingf

My sister took a travel assignment in Naples. Absolutely gorgeous beaches. And lots of rich old people.

I'm bumping this up for more ideas. So far, the vacation $ idea sounds pretty good. He lives with his girlfriend of 3 years, who is also graduating from med school and I could give it as a grad gift to the both of them.

Another Dansko fan! They are not expensive, if you consider how long they will last you. I bought mine 1/2 size bigger and use nice insoles that I change every six months or so. The only gripe that I have is that the bottom part of my white ones turned a permanent off-white/yellow after about a year.

Help me come up with a meaningful/clever gift for my little brother (33) who is graduating from medical school in June. I'm at a complete loss over what to give him. (I had planned on a really good stethoscope, but just found out that he got one through school.) He will be doing an ER internship. Thanks for your ideas!

Let's have fun with this one! I showed up for work bright and early at 7am for a week before I figured out that the shift actually started at 6:45 am... I piggybacked an antibiotic to my Nipride drip instead of the main IV and learned all about Trendelenburg...

Another vote for TRENDS in Philadelphia. I think it is better than NTIs by a long shot.

What you are looking for is usually termed a "CV Recovery" Unit, and they are out there. St. Luke's in Houston has one. From what I understand, they do "pure" recovery (rewarming, VS stabilization, extubation) then they are shipped to CVICU.

Right. 24 hours is the maximum. I hit a snag with it though. The bag that the MDA hung in the OR was about to run dry and our pharmacy would not mix or release another bag to me. Their policy will only allow CRNAs or MDAs to receive /hang Precedex. Hmmm, got to figure this out.

"...plan is to work the patient up for Perry Carditis..." Obviously a dictation error, but sometimes they are the most fun!

Contact your supplier for transducers and transducer holders. They will give them to you for free if you ask them.