Pick Up Lines!! - page 3
We have ALL heard them.....what are some that you wish you REALLY hadn't heard?? ALL of them? what was the one that convinced you to say, "I do" ~Trisha My love for you is like diarrhea. I... Read More
Jun 10, '02Occupation: Charge nurse Specialty: 5 year(s) of experience in Med/Surg ; Joined: Mar '02; Posts: 51; Likes: 4That shirt is very becoming on you but I would also be coming if I was on you.
Jun 10, '02Occupation: RN Joined: Apr '02; Posts: 2,065; Likes: 48"My name spelled backwards is Y-NOT"........so I married him........10 years ago..........(true story)
Jun 10, '02Occupation: ob staff nurse high-risk referral center Joined: Apr '01; Posts: 320; Likes: 32betts,
Congratulations, you're a lucky gal, and your husband is lucky too!!!
Jun 12, '02Occupation: RN Joined: Jan '01; Posts: 511; Likes: 20Here is one I used with some limited sucess. It is visual but I will try to describe. An attractive woman walks into a crowded room and is apparently looking for a seat. I said "Looking for a place to sit?" I tilted my head back so I was looking at the ceiling and began brushing at my face with both hands saying "Here I'll clean you off a spot." Gary
Jun 12, '02Occupation: RN-ACM of a CCU Joined: Apr '01; Posts: 7You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Jun 12, '02Joined: Sep '01; Posts: 16,606; Likes: 680After chatting with a man for a brief time, I ask "Sooooooo...are you married?"
Man says: "We're separated right now."
I say: "When, since this morning?" :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
You'd be surprised how many married men cop that "We're separated" jive when they are trying to pick up a woman in a club. I can smell a married man a mile away.
Aug 2, '02Joined: Jul '02; Posts: 50what about this:
your father must have been a theft. He stole all the stars from the night and put them into your eyes.
Aug 8, '02Occupation: Proud and Educated Licensed Vocation Nurse Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 1,286; Likes: 27My "Everything bigger than life" middle aged (crisis) Uncle would approach women and say..."You gonna hurt someone with that ole shotgun"
I constantly reminded him he wasn't Elmer Fudd as I passed him a pen and piece of paper for the phone numbers. I can't beleive it worked 99% of the time!
Aug 8, '02Joined: Jul '00; Posts: 11,351; Likes: 387What f*%ks like a tiger and winks? (said while winking)
Aug 8, '02Occupation: RN Case Manager Joined: Apr '02; Posts: 4,945; Likes: 27Guy: "You must be gravy!"
Guy: "Cuz I want to sop you up like a biscuit!"
Aug 8, '02Occupation: student with two crappy part time jobs Joined: Jul '02; Posts: 244; Likes: 1Margaret Cho's is my favourite: "I just walk up to the guy, get real close, and say 'STICK IT IN!'"
Aug 8, '02Occupation: ADON-LTC Specialty: 19 year(s) of experience in LTC, ER, ICU, ; Joined: Feb '01; Posts: 5,856; Likes: 36"don't i know you from somewhere?"
"you look so familiar?"
Aug 8, '02Occupation: RN Specialty: correctional, psych, ICU, CCU, ER ; Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 620; Likes: 85The one my brother uses. "Have dinner with me."
"I can't-I have a boyfriend"
"I didn't ask you to marry me, I just asked you to have dinner with me."
I swear, it works. That, plus, he's a GQ type. drives a new porsche. and looks good in anything he wears. (Looks were not genetic in our family-I got the brains.)