Nursing Character Names

[BiohazardBetty]

Hey y'all!

I need help coming up with the perfect nurse-ish character names for a short story I'm writing on unit teamwork... I need one clear "bad guy" and one obviously "good guy." any ideas?? So far I have:

Biohazard Barb

Hand-Hygiene Helga

Code Blue Sue

I & O Joe

Bath-time Betty

Ativan Annie

O2 Lou

I always appreciate the feedback I get from the members on this board, so what do you think? Can you think of any more "nurse" related ones?

thank you!!

[tokmom, BSN, RN]

How about Slacker Suzie or Sam. We all have worked with a few of those.

[CodeteamB]

Fomite Francine?

But for realz I'm going to make my coworkers refer to me as bath-time B from now on, Lmao.

[Caffeine_IV]

Bed alarm Ben

Fall Risk Fran

Call Light Connie

Penny Pain manager

Med cart Martin

I'm sleepy so these are corny lol

[RLtinker, LPN]

I thought MeRSA was a pretty name, much better than Sea Diff. Okay, maybe I should go to bed.

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

C-Diff Biff

PPE Lee

Not Now Nancy

Diane the Delegater

Take Charge Marge

Breath of Fresh Air Blair

Know it All Paul

Policy Pauline

HCAP Helen

Evidence Based Practice Eileen

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Oh, and please post the story when you are finished--I think it would be a great read!!

[SwansonRN]

How about Instead of Nicole, Ni-colace :)

[Student Mom to Three]

Val Eum

Hal Dahl

[Morainey, BSN, RN]

I have a coworker who I call Negative Nancy, kind of similar to that kid in the Sixth Sense with stuttering Stanley. When she complains about the assignment or a patient or something I say NEGATIVE NANCY, NEGATIVE NANCY! ... Yes, I am that mature.

[miasmom]

Idealist Ida

Legal Lucy

Reality Rose

Peacenaker Pam

[blueyesue]

Here are a few:

Tacky Jackie

Dan Druff

Joe Lee Foley