Nurse Slang Yo!

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So this morning, after my alarm clock rudely woke me up (so ruuuuude :sniff:) , I engaged in my terrible terrible habit of getting on facebook immediately after shutting my alarm off on my phone. I am friends with a few nursing students and they are always posting funny little nursey articles. Well this morning, one of my nursing student friends left a link to a pretty funny article that discussed the different slang used by nurses at work.They had it set up in a dictionary format, where they would use the words in a sentence as an example. As a dorky, overly excited pre-nursing student, I found them hilarious!

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My fave was "PITA" which stood for Pain in the orifice.

Such as There is a PITA in room 9, just to let you know.

So I wanted everyone to share some of their "Nurse Slang" they may use daily or have heard before.

Thanks!

Specializes in Peds/Neo CCT,Flight, ER, Hem/Onc.

"Riding the plastic highway" = getting intubated.

Specializes in critical care.
1) Diaper (not sugarcoating the product being used is in fact a diaper)

2) Bodybag (shroud)

3) Paperwork (Candycrush)

4) Paperwork (extended break)

5) On the phone with the hospital (extended break)

NOADLS. Why you no post for so long? We love you long time. Don't hide.

NOADLS. Why you no post for so long? We love you long time. Don't hide.

Big move + getting my masters

I won't be as active for the next few months

Big move + getting my masters

I won't be as active for the next few months

In Admin? So you can boss us reg'ler RNs around now, too?:)

Good luck with everything!

Specializes in critical care.
Big move + getting my masters

I won't be as active for the next few months

This gives me a sad. :(

BUT I am definitely excited for you! Good luck this semester and please sign in here enough that you don't forget your password!

This gives me a sad. :(

BUT I am definitely excited for you! Good luck this semester and please sign in here enough that you don't forget your password!

It's "Candy_Crush"

This gives me a sad. :(

BUT I am definitely excited for you! Good luck this semester and please sign in here enough that you don't forget your password!

Thanks. I'll still be around. Just not as much.

In Admin? So you can boss us reg'ler RNs around now, too?:)

Good luck with everything!

Thanks. I am content with what I am doing. I am taking it more for my own interest.

Specializes in Neuro ICU and Med Surg.

Turn,water,feed for those who were trached, being weaned from the vent, and on tube feeding, and awaiting LTAC placement.

Flip and feed: see above.

Voodoo some weird new orders the docs wrote or new equipment that was not yet trusted.

Specializes in M/S, pedi.

PTA bath- pits, **** and orifice.

Fluff and Buff- turn, clean , lotion and reposition.

I can't believe nobody mentioned the dreaded:

FDGB=Fall Down Go Boom

Frequently reason for ED admits or in H&Ps.

LMBO!!! on Celestial discharged!!! i Use this one for over anxious and unreasonable family members. BSC= bat **** crazy!

Specializes in Emergency.

Noadls - manager. That's actually AN slang.

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