November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE Dec 2, 2013

Congratulations!

and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...

Doc says I need surgery, but nurse, I want YOUR opinion

bwahahahaha.... April fools

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Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.

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I don't care if he IS a "WORLD RENOWNED SURGEON" and needs a "little EXTRA cash since Obama care" He is still NOT going to do my Tattoo!!!
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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

The doc here is going to remove some of my tattoos. Maybe he'll give us a 2 for 1 discount.

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I dreamed I was a roasted turkey last night and this man in the white coat thinks I need a Psychiatric evaluation just because I woke up mumbling: "Gobble gobble; Happy Thanksgiving."

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"The doctor over here told me to try a new activity to get my mind off of things, so that's why I'm here to get my first tattoo."

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Specializes in Emergency.

Hey Nurse come here, maybe you can settle this, who's better looking him or me?

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We just finished medical school, now make with the awesome tat work to commemorate it!

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Specializes in Emergency.

Walter White (after a flu shot) is denied candy intended for kid patients....

" Do you know who I am, punk? I am the one who knocks! Now get me my lollipop"

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Specializes in Acute Care, Adults, Telemetry, Stepdown, SNF.

So let me get this straight, you're telling me that this guy is the medical director of the hair restoration clinic?? Something's not adding up..!

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Specializes in Emergency.

At the plastic surgeons office...

"Im here to get liposuction for my thumb"

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Specializes in Emergency.

"Can you get the Dr. prescription strength tic-tacs before we proceed..."

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This is my doctor. He told me not to get a tattoo because I could get an infection. I said most infections come from hospitals.

I want a tattoo of a cup of coffee. I always need more for those 12 hour shifts.

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