November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE Dec 2, 2013

Congratulations!

and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

I'M the one who hasn't eaten since midnight last night. NPO shmoe, I am sitting down RIGHT here

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

This is the doc I was telling you about. DNR CAN be tattooed on my chest....

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

And I'M the one with the issues? Just look at this artwork!

Gives new meaning to "take 2 asprin and call me in the morning"

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

You think I'm delusional? The guy behind me thinks he's the doctor.

[Jmira.BSN.RN]

Hi Tommy Lee, this is the doctor I've warned you about

[Jmira.BSN.RN]

The economy's so rough, even TOMMY LEE decided to become an RN

[smalltownhero]

"The tattooing will continue until morale improves"

[canesdukegirl, BSN, RN]

"No, Bob Marley Wanna Be, I do NOT think that every little thing will be all right. I'm here because my insurance got changed on account of Obamacare. Now, do you want me to Get Up Stand Up, or do you want to Keep on Movin'?"

[Not Your Nurse]

Can some one tell the delicate genius behind me to put a TV in the waiting room, no one wants to stare at his toddlers art work for 3 hours!

[Not Your Nurse]

Its been a week since the thumb wrestling competition and I still can't get it down.

[widmaerjm]

"Ever since obamacare kicked in I fired my secretary and hired an NP..sit NP Sit"

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Why is he observing me in Art Therapy again?