November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE Dec 2, 2013

Congratulations!

and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...

I can't be the only one who thinks the blue picture looks like a flying saucer...

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Specializes in Informatics / Trauma / Hospice / Immunology.

Forget about the doctor and his tiny, creepy, horrible little hand for a second. Focus on my voice and repeat after me, "I am not a chameleon. I am a person." You did a great job today covering your arm in therapy paint to look like the walls of this room, but we see you. And, you matter.

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I want a very specific "Medic Alert" tattoo - my doc's face. Last time, the ER put me with an "out-of-network" specialist and I'm still paying it off!

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Specializes in public health.

"There is a doctor behind me, isn't there?"

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Specializes in PICU, Sedation/Radiology, PACU.

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"With the new cuts from the Affordable Care Act, we can't afford hair implants, but heard that you can tattoo us a mean comb over."

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Specializes in pediatric.

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"Give me a sweet tattoo so I don't look as dorky as this guy!"


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Let's just get this straight, I'm the patient and the reason why you are still employed. So since I sign your paycheck I'm the only one that will be giving orders in here!

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Nurse, remind me again of what pain I'm having that keeps me pressing my call light every four to six hours. Oh yes, my back pain! That reminds me, is it time for another Percocet. ( doctor and nurse are thinking "No wonder your back is in pain look how you are sitting!"

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Now that I've diagnosed myself for this so called doctor behind me, wheel me back to the tattoo parlor nurse, oops I mean nurses station!

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Specializes in Med/Surg, LTACH, LTC, Home Health.

There is no calendar and no clock in here. Yet he insists I'm the one who's confused to date and time!

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Oncology, Epic CT.

"Hey, at least I can cover up these tattoos when I am at work. The doc's bald spot on the other hand..."

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Oncology, Epic CT.

"Careful with the doc, he's ticklish."

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