"...all you gotta do now, is wear a long sleeved shirt to cover your arm there, put on a pair of either black or gray square pants, loose a lot of hair on top...and only then we can hire you to be our clinic mascot. We'll leave our emergency contact numbers if you have any questions for me and my sweetie here."
"...to prevent the last incident from happening, he's here to make sure we get my full back piece done no matter what. So, while I'm unconscious and passed out, he'll tell you if it's still safe or not to keep drilling needles on me."
"I've been telling my doctors these days that pills are not always the answer and I'll never remember all the meds I'm prescribed even if they were tattooed to my face. I'm here to prove a point."
Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.
I don't know what you mean by illusions of grandeur and impersonating a nurse practitioner. After all.....I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
NurseLCoop
50 Posts
'Go ahead, tell him everything I told you.'
'Well maybe we should switch seats '