November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE Dec 2, 2013

Congratulations!

and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...

Specializes in Pedatrics, Child Protection.

"I want my advanced directives tatooed on my back. This guy's gonna spell the big words for you"

Specializes in Critical Care.

" Due to intense budget cuts, the waiting room now has one chair."

Specializes in Critical Care.

" the patients in the psych ward commonly play dress up and musical chairs"

Specializes in PICU, Sedation/Radiology, PACU.

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"See? Your fellow tattoo artist behind me is proof that wearing a lab coat doesn't make you a doctor any more than wearing scrubs make you a nurse."

Specializes in Emergency.

I don't know my poop just smells different I brought some in a ziploc to show you, should I get it now...

Specializes in Critical Care.

" I take coumadin, so I brought my doc in case I start to bleed during this full sleeve tattoo"

Guy in chair: When I asked you to assist Dr. Smith with digital stimulation in room #203, I didn't mean on Dr. Smith.

Dr. Smith: Clip you nails. I'll see you tomorrow.

Specializes in Nephrology.

I am the DOCTOR, the NURSE and the PATIENT! Self prescription rules!

Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

... I not only want the DNR tattooed on my chest, I brought him along to tattoo his signature so it's legal!

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Guy in chair: "So sonny boy, you think "Old Pops" here is too old to become a nurse, huh? Just remember, he used to change your diapers. And another thing, in another 15 years your going to look just...like...him. How do ya like them apples?"

Specializes in Operating Room.

Don't mess up my tattoo or this Doc will be trying to save your life!

Thanks for giving me your seat Mr. Jones. If you hadn't I might have passed out when the doctor actually respected my opinion on your case!

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