November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE Dec 2, 2013

Congratulations!

and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...

[Beautiful Mind RN]

"He's here for the palliative care I will need after the tattoo treatment...."

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

"Hey doc, this creep behind me needs to be admitted to the psych ward for being delusional. He comes in ranting of big words, demanding that I take off my clothes so he can assess me. I've never seen this creep a day in my life. I see you everyday, please tell that creep to beat it." (Guy in blue speaks...)..."Ummm, Mr. Smith, that 'creep' is your primary care physician, I'm your nurse."

LOL!!!!!

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

Below is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

"Ok nurse, I've seen your arms, now it's time for the doctor to take off his coat so I can be rest assured I don't get Hep C"

[_Kaneohe]

At least your brother, Nurse Bob, covers his ink with a lab coat. No wonder you can't get a real job!

[nursingyou1]

From the looks of things, I'm the nurse...and you my friend are the patient.

[21strawberry]

I lost a bet with my doc here, turns out I DO have anal fissures. So it's going to be "Dr. Hugh Jainus rules!" on my lower back.

[lestic24]

"Well, apparently this guy is a quack! Nurse you wanna tell me what's really going on here?"

[Peterjoy93]

I have one word for you two "ObamaCare"

[BundokSaint]

"John, see my Doc's face? I want a tat of him kissing my butt!"

[biancawelch]

"See I told you your sons job is similar to yours, I pay you both hundreds of dollars to prick me with needles."

[jayjaybsnrn, MSN, APRN]

"I like the paintings on your arm doc."

[sasaabad]

And your'e telling me "I" need psychological help??! I'm not the one who has suppressed childhood issues here. I'm sane enough not to get myself inked with toddler art.