My two least favorite words

[elizabells, BSN, RN]

"Nurse's discretion"

Translation: we have no intention of giving you any guidance, so you're on your own, but if a family member doesn't like something you said or did, we're totally going to yell at you.

[Dixielee, BSN, RN]

My 2 favorite words are....."Clockout complete".

[RNSC]

Over again?

Translation: "You can't get the 16 hrs of work done and attend the family conference in 12 hrs like everyone else?"

[nrsang97, BSN, RN]

"Nurse's discretion"

Translation: we have no intention of giving you any guidance, so you're on your own, but if a family member doesn't like something you said or did, we're totally going to yell at you.

I so totally agree with that.

[Turtle in scrubs]

"not my job".... ok, that's 3 words, but I hate to hear them!:flamesonb

[Ruthiegal]

"Nurse's discretion"

Translation: we have no intention of giving you any guidance, so you're on your own, but if a family member doesn't like something you said or did, we're totally going to yell at you.

Mine: "moving forward" grrrr it always makes me feel like I've been dismissed! :grn:

Mydnightnurse

[Smokey9283]

"support staff"

definition, "LPN not capable to performing and directing patient care therefore is only there to support and help RN."

[leslie :-D]

"oh, leeesssSSSSLLLIIIiiiieeee".

oy.

leslie

[locolorenzo22, BSN, RN]

"Nurse, help!" nuff said...

[siggie13]

At work, it would have to be " JUST PRIORITIZE!"

In real life, the two works would be: can't and should.

[luckylucyrn]

"Extreme Pain" as a triage complaint. It's like they're trying to sound dramatic.

[prowlingMA]

My least favorite: " I'm a hard stick" when you tell someone you need to draw their blood.

favorite: Saturday and Sunday. Nuff said